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My parents told me I could do anything a man could do so I became a fuckboi (she/her)

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@CjNikitas Okay but what’s your take on other slop foods? Oatmeal, polenta, cream of wheat/rice, etc.

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Actual video of Chloe Kelly’s winning PK today #Euro2025

[Dolt F.C. ⚽️ @DoltFC]

Big brain or no thoughts?
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#chloekelly #WEURO2025 #England #Lionesses #Football #soccer

[Dolt F.C. ⚽️ @DoltFC]

Him? Like Messi? 🐐🇦🇷

#soccer #messi #goat

[Dolt F.C. ⚽️ @DoltFC]

What's our shape??? 🤷

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#soccer #futbol #soccergame #footballmemes #soccerteam

[Dolt F.C. ⚽️ @DoltFC]

Group chat nightmares 📱

#soccerleague #football

[Dolt F.C. ⚽️ @DoltFC]

Stretching: not optional

#soccer #football #stretch

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@dieworkwear @threadreaderapp unroll please

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@dieworkwear @threadreaderapp unroll

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@15outof10 @austinhumane Pierre is reclaiming the Mayor Augustus May Who

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Morton Salt windbreaker you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch too bad. They’ll kill you.

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@allalessio They clearly have trash taste in scripts and new hires

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@allalessio I am blissfully ignorant of what this means but I fear I’ll learn soon

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@NINJAkitas Congratulations! Really going above and beyond the 40 days too

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@ShallowMonument BBG

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@lizzo Paddington 2 is a masterpiece

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@jamieloftusHELP needs to see this diagram in my physics textbook.

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Out here digitally chilling with my boy, Jeremy

[Tiny Tommy @ShallowMonument]

Dude WTF Meta is so sick. Zuck just announced Endorphin Port. I can wait to get in the Beta and slurp around. @Meta @conner_omalley

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@allalessio They better give you that job

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@Pandamoanimum This is how @MythicalChef cooks in the Mythical Kitchen

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@MisterKombucha At this point it's just to show you still can