Mike Devine

I can't see shit

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

@misseagleLIIna What happened?

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

Twitter really is trash now, it's sad man

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

@xenomorph247 Yeah I don't think they have Barbie in South Korea yet

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

I used to think that living up to my potential meant dying before I turned 33

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

My sweet Mormon boi

[Rich Cimini @RichCimini]

Jets open the PS tomorrow night vs CLE in Canton. W2W4:

* Zach Wilson starts, his first game action since the JAX debacle. Positive reviews so far, but let's see how he handles a live pass rush.

* You may see Rodgers w/ a headset on the sideline. He's itching to call plays....

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

Nicole Kidman is such an amazingly talented and sexy woman that it really is a shame we only got like four or five Classic Movies with her in the lead role

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

This girl just told me "She likes cocaine..and flippin out with Great Dains!!!" It's 2 much 4 my brain...it's got me under PRESSURE!!!!

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

Whenever white people are left to our own devices we always come up with the gayest shit to do for fun

Skiing... yoga... music festivals... concentration camps... ferris wheels... whole foods market...

[Maggie Mae Fish 🌈 @MaggieMaeFish]

What execs should take away from Barbie's success

- VS -

What execs are taking away from Barbie's success

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

@JennyENicholson Drive out to a farm and go pet some baby pigs Maybe that will be therapeutic for you and cure the nightmare

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

I remember when I saw the boss baby in theaters me and the girl I went with started making out and I nut in my jeans a little bit

I had a good reason for doing it though

It was a 3D showing of The Boss baby

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

The first time doing a rain dance actually worked for the Native Americans must have been SO lit

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

@misseagleLIIna Getting my name taken off?

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

I usually view everybody's Instagram stories... unless you have recently hurt my feelings...

NOT EVERYBODY OUT HAR BE DESERVING MY LOVE GREG

Oprah calls this self-respect

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

I like to think that the person who invented Duck Boat Tours got the idea from watching an episode of Law And Order about a mom who drives a minivan filled with kids into a lake

"Oh, you know what would be a really fun way to experience New York City?"

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

I'm chronically ill, chronically sexy and chronically cool as fuck

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

I don't go places, everything scares me

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

Animals are so much better than people

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

Dear Sofia do you like the New York Jets?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello have separated after seven years of marriage, Page Six reports.

[Mike Devine @Type1Warrior]

@misseagleLIIna It's because he is black