Typical Gay Boy

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What Asians have to bring to the table vs what white boys have to bring #PartnerTrack

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If someone describes you as having a “strong personality,” it means you’re a bitch.

[Typical Gay Boy @Typical_Gay_Boy]

Academic papers be like, “Cite your source when you claim the sky is blue.”

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Smh at people complaining about food being full of hormones. Shut up, bitch. You're full of hormones!

[Typical Gay Boy @Typical_Gay_Boy]

NSFW content is the difference between being hard at work and being hard… at work.

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If you make a grilled cheese and put a shit ton of meat in it, that's a panini, you fucker.

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I feel like putting RIP on someone's gravestone is akin to writing HAGS on their yearbook.

[Typical Gay Boy @Typical_Gay_Boy]

When someone says, "I'll let you know," you'll probably never hear from them again.

[Typical Gay Boy @Typical_Gay_Boy]

Someone come help me find the bottom of this bottle of wine.

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Never tell your boyfriend that you're ticklish. He will ruin your relationship.

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I wish I had a twin so I could wear his clothes and use his selfies.

[Typical Gay Boy @Typical_Gay_Boy]

Sure, just respond to part of my text. I just wrote the rest of it for fun. 😑

[Typical Gay Boy @Typical_Gay_Boy]

@HillaryClinton I'm sorry! 😢 I tried! 😔

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I'm just kidding! Unless, of course, you're okay with what I just said...

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I'm dying. 😂

[Typical Gay Boy @Typical_Gay_Boy]

"If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ."

Funniest shit I've heard in awhile. 😂

[Typical Gay Boy @Typical_Gay_Boy]

I was out of the closet before it was cool.

[Typical Gay Boy @Typical_Gay_Boy]

With this new water resistant iPhone, I can procrastinate with Netflix in the shower.

[Typical Gay Boy @Typical_Gay_Boy]

I like it when my socks are labeled L and R so I know which one of them bitches are hiding from me.

[Typical Gay Boy @Typical_Gay_Boy]

Sometimes I think I'm seeing a cute lesbian couple until I realize that one of them is just a guy with a man bun.