Parlay Stooge

Proud father of 3 just living the dream.
TN born, FL raised.
#StlCards #RaysUp #GrindCity #GTG #Ignitetheorange #GoBolts #Smashville #WeAreTheKrewe #TitanUp

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

@cardinalsgifs @C70 Take me to church 5th RF

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

Losing a game after being up 7-0 is simply unacceptable. Rebuild or no rebuild. #STLCards

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

Sometimes there's a reason why guys shouldn't be called up from AAA. #STLCards

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

@cardinalsgifs @C70 Burly bomb 3rd RF

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

MLB trade deadline is a little over two weeks away. #STLCards needs to move May, Stanek, Romero and Noot. Unsure if Urias would field a return but he's on that list as well.

I'd be open to listening to offers on Gorman and O'Brien if the price is right.

Buy AND sell this year!

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

11.7 K/9 is great until you see the 1.664 WHIP and 5.18 ERA.

RHB's are almost hitting .300 against him and LHB's have hit 7 HR's off of him in AAA.

Tough to find an arm he's better than in the current bullpen, and that's saying something. #STLCards

[Derrick Goold @dgoold]

From last night, FYI. Cardinals must add him or release him.

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

Has Will Ferrell been funny in the past 10-15 years? Genuinely asking...

[Netflix @netflix]

IT'S TIME FOR THE HOME RUN DERBY #HRDerby

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

Absolute bargain! #STLCards

[STL Sports Central @STLSprtsCntrl]

🚨 The #STLCards have extended JJ Wetherholt

It is an 8-year, $112.5M deal, per @JonHeyman

The deal contains no options, but can max out at $132M

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

"Mama said these are my special shoes..."

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Elliot Page arriving at the premiere of The Odyssey. 🤣

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

Straight dog shit

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Christian Pulisic lost possession 11 times in just 45 minutes.

The MOST of any player on the field 😳

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

You'll never believe who's not on the all-star team... #STLCards

[Thomas Nestico @TJStats]

WAR Leaders by Team — Second Base

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

It was fun while it lasted. See you in 2030 soccer. What a silly sport you are...

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

I figured this outcome was coming. USA finally played a quality team. Sucks, it was a fun run. All host countries watching the final games from home...

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

USA cooked

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

Pulisic having the type of game they come out afterwards and talk about all the injuries he's been fighting thru to make excuses for it. Time to step-up, cap!

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

"She makes big choices..."

Odd, I've only ever seen her play the exact same character in every single role she's ever had.

Way to be a golden retriever husband though. He gets it.

[ComicBook.com @ComicBook]

Tom Holland on what he’s learned about acting from Zendaya:

“To be confident and be bold. She makes big choices when she plays characters… she does it in a way where they don’t feel like a caricature, they feel like real people. I think there are few actors that can do it as well as she can, and I love watching her do it.”

(source: @etnow)

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

Team USA is in a no-win situation tonight.

Win and it's, "They had to cheat to win."

Lose and it's, "Couldn't even win by skirting the rules and calling in favors."

Bottom line, go full on belt to ass and leave no doubt!!!

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

Ain't no way I'm footing the bills for vacations knowing my wife got dicked down by half the coaches in the NFL. Cucks gonna cuck I suppose.

[New York Post @nypost]

Dianna Russini seen on Bahamas cruise with husband and sons after Mike Vrabel photo scandal https://t.co/g5mg5JlfOg

[Parlay Stooge @Tyree901]

With all the bitching and whining surrounding him, I almost wish USA would bench Balogun and then smoke Belgium without him. It was a bullshit red and they made it right. Can't have it both ways soccer fans.