I wonder how much my gut biome would glow up if I decided my diet will only consist of the foodie story posts on IG that have all the nutrious ingredients posted in the most artistic corner of the picture in cute little white font ๐๐ญ๐
Do you ever feel like a penne noodle? Flimsy, empty inside, and having a sense of well-being thatโs completely dependent on sauce??? If so, HMU this weekend letโs kick it lol
I THRIVE on the social media pages that consist entirely of sepia toned pictures of some Peeky Blinders/Tom Hardy lookin ass guy looking into the distance with some stoic quote in fancy typeface on how to be a millionaire, get hella bebes, and handle the haters ๐ธ๐ค ๐ฏ
Corona Virus Quaratine To Do List:
1) get better at patty cake
2) think about bonsai trees
3) cheetos
4) talk to my family sometimes
5) touch my girlfriendโs boob
6) display empathy
7) use new words