*+morTalsWithpOwer.🌏☄💕®

[*+morTalsWithpOwer.🌏☄💕® @Tyrupiahsign]

Me: "Anjinggg susah banget sih taii kuliah ini fucklah pengen ketam aja rasanya"
Dosen:

[Organized Crime and Corruption Reporting Project @OCCRP]

🇮🇩Controversial businessman Gaurav Srivastava who allegedly posed as CIA agent wooed Indonesian president and his brother. He ingratiated himself with Indonesia’s most powerful family, securing preliminary agreements for multi-billion-dollar defense deals, documents show.

Read the full story by Anand Mangnale (@FightAnand), Tom Allard (@tom_allard) and Adil Al Hasan (@tempodotco): https://t.co/muZx1JzYx4

[TXT dari non-KTP Jogja @txtdarinonktpYK]

Orang Jepang jualan mengamalkan fiqh muamalah, sementara orang di negara yang semangat Islamnya tinggi:

[Kementerian Kegelapan @kemgelapan]

Kementerian paling katrok @kemkomdigi

[alexei @alexeixbt]

to every young guy chasing this, i promise you it feels as good as you think it will

[tempo.co @tempodotco]

Gaurav Srivastava "menyusup" ke keluarga Prabowo Subianto dan elite di Indonesia untuk mendapatkan kontrak pertahanan.

Pura-pura menjadi agen Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).

#TempoPlus

[️️ ️️ ️️ ️️ @mahasiswikupu2]

gw ketika ditodong karena gak jadi belanja di kopdes

[Satrio B Rahardjo @xathrya]

Manajer kopdes di depan motor gw ketika gw mau puter balik milih belanja di Indomaret:

[marung wadura @aimr0d]

Fucked up economy sampe CX5 dianggep "mobil mewah" 😭😭😭😭😭

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

Ini apakah yang dimaksud Mbak komisaris yang itu?
Coba bayangin, bayangin aja dulu.

[Ily 🔻 @kliseanganku]

Indonesia’s biggest loss:

A thriving semiconductor industry.

[Easton @fideverso]

Some Indonesians are brainwashed to look for the literal meaning, the exact conclusion provided, and virtue in every aspect. The way they're obsessed in "Dari blablaba kita bisa belajar ..." They're set for template story structures. Most of the A24 movies won't feed that shit.

[orang stress @qrivasiii]

Resitance it revenants
Doesn't die. It self

[kelly g ✮ @beautales_]

“kira kira pejabat tanggapannya gimana ya sama demo?”

nih anggota DPRD malah bikin postingan kayak gini SPEECHLESS 😂😂😂

[The Straits Times @straits_times]

Students hold ‘Heading to Bankrupt Indonesia’ protests against Prabowo’s policies https://t.co/WvH4R3lv4W

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Indonesian students protest in against state spending, fuel price hike https://t.co/p5V2GsbPJq

[Evil Morty @_devalo]

Sorry aura farming dino patti djalal menurut gw bukan di portonya tapi karena dia

LAHIR DI YUGOSLAVIA ANJAYYYY

[🍑 @xopch]

Asli, di Bali sering banget bule dihajar. Ga perlu nunggu sampe ngerusak gitu.

Di Legian, beberapa bulan lalu ada bule dilempar ke sungai sama dua waria, sampe jadi berita.

Di Canggu, pas bulan puasa kemarin lihat bule dihajar security karena narik2 cewe yg lagi nunggu ojol, dipaksa masuk ke taksinya. Itu bule habis digibeng berkali-kali, ditendang sampe masuk ke dalam taksi. Berasa nonton film action gua.

Di Gianyar, bule lagi cosplay jadi begal taksol dihajar massa sampe babak belur. Kalo ga ada aparat dateng dikit lagi mampus itu. Untung aja ga ada provokator yg teriak "bakar!"

Di Seminyak, siang bolong, lihat bule dikepruk asbak sama waitress. Si bule marah2 minta ketemu manajernya, ternyata langsung disamperin sama owner cafenya.

Si owner tanya ke si waitress, diceritain lha kalo si bule bilang orang Indonesia itu murah dan bisa dibeli, sambil remes pantatnya. Si owner langsung melotot, tapi bukannya marah ke pegawainya, malah bulenya ditendang sampe tersungkur.

Si bule lari keluar, dikejar sampai dia nyeberang jalan. Dari seberang dia teriak2 "I was just joking, man. I was just trying to make a joke." sambil bikin gestur minta maaf "🙏". Di seberang ada yg nanyain si bule ada apa, abis cerita bukannya dikasih simpati malah dikeplak lagi.

[*+morTalsWithpOwer.🌏☄💕® @Tyrupiahsign]

@karirfess Akad Jual beli, mau nawar berapa sah sah saja.. namanya juga orang coba coba. Kalau ga cocok tinggal bilang, gaperlu marah 🤠