Tendy

[M. O., What A Guy! @Obeyamark]

Taking relationship advice from 2 boisterous Nigerian women on a podcast, who are single not-by-choice in their 30s, is proof you're a fool.

[Orezi Mena @Thecreativemena]

He doesn’t have everyone kiss his ring. It’s the reason why he was crying emilokan.
He had a system that worked for the governsship level but struggled to even scale on a presidential level.

If someone who is that powerful struggled and is even struggling this much, I think only a powerful person can push the needle in this political landscape. And the way he moved politically and things he has said in some of his videos I’ve watched makes me question if the person we should be trying next should still be him.

It’s not a debate of if we should allow the same person rule next year, I share the same sentiment as other who believe a change is needed, but what change would actually do us good? I don’t think it’s Peter Obi and as at the time I’m making this tweet, I don’t think anyone is convincing YET.

[Tendy @Tyryler]

Is like people are forgetting the main purpose of this coastal road cuz what does one have to do with eachother

[We$t @flygodT]

@huzzluvbright @Promythious Healthcare terrible, education terrible, security agencies underfunded

Bola Tinubu : let’s build a coastal road

See what this one is quoting me with

[Oluwaseun Alaka @oluwaseun_alaka]

@flygodT Meanwhile you had nothing before, you have 100mb now.

Or don’t you realize than 100mb will become 1GB later. Must everything be a quantum leap?

If 100MB is so small, why their papa no buy am them?

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

August's best.

Joao Pedro is your Premier League Player of the Month! 🔥

[Executioner.🥷🏾 @AU79executioner]

A man called his female friends and asked one simple question: “Have you eaten?”

The Nigerian women: “No. Buy me food.”

The non-Nigerian woman: “You, Have YOU eaten? I can buy you food.”

So… is this cultural difference, or are we finally ready to have that conversation about Nigerian women? 😭

Because this experiment is about to start a war.

[ꪜ𝖎𝔃𝔃𝔂 ✞ @sntvizzy]

This is one of those Harry Potter details that gets crazier the more you think about it. In Prisoner of Azkaban, Trelawney refuses to sit because she believes thirteen people at the table means the first person to stand will die. But there are already thirteen because Scabbers is secretly Pettigrew. Dumbledore stands to greet her, and he dies later.

Then Order of the Phoenix does almost the exact same thing at Grimmauld Place. Thirteen members of the Order are eating, Sirius is the first to stand, and he’s the next one to die. Trelawney gets treated like a joke for most of the series, but somehow she keeps accidentally being right when it actually matters.

[𝐎𝐥𝐮𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐧 @oluwaseun7g]

My absolute favorite theory is that Dumbledore is literally Death from The Tale of the Three Brothers, and the math behind it aligns so perfectly it’s practically text canon.

Voldemort is the first brother who died for pure power, Snape is the second brother who died for a lost love he could never recover, and Harry is the third brother who greeted Death as an old friend.

Dumbledore is the only character who physically held all three Deathly Hallows at various points in history, and he is the exact person waiting to greet Harry at King's Cross station after he gets hit by the killing curse.

[ice spice @icespice]

for the love of the game

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

My mama >>>>

Anytime i remember this slap e dey be like make I find chatta headbutt am 😂

[Ireoluwa @swhat03]

If na me hang iPad for wall and my ceiling black like that you go say i no be your type.

[U.S. Mission Nigeria @USinNigeria]

#ThisWeekinUSNigeriaHistory in 1983, America’s Billboard 200 welcomed a groundbreaking sound from Nigeria: King Sunny Adé’s Jùjú Music spent 29 weeks on the U.S. chart, introducing his innovative sound to American audiences.

For 40 years, it stood as the longest-charting album by a Nigerian artist – until another Nigerian artist made history in 2023.

American audiences have long embraced the creativity and innovation coming from Nigeria. Can you guess which album ended King Sunny Adé’s 41-year reign? Drop your guess below!

#Freedom250

Image credit: Spotify

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea agree deal in principle to sign Lamine Camara from AS Monaco, here we go! 💣

Fee worth €55m and authorization to travel for medical.

Initial agreement done now running in order to complete medical and formal steps in time.

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

You love Enzo Fernandez more than Chelsea? Feel free to join him at Man City

[BANNY @Bannyswago]

POV: How X, Y and Z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics

[Uncle Jobulo @awiti_job]

Me everytime I see conclusion

[papi chulo. @SulaimanAbbaty]

POV: God rewarding your hardwork this September.

[ִֶָ @Motee_1]

😭😭😭

[𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐲🛰️ @franky_da_2nd]

Insufficient funds saving me from transferring 50k instead of 5k

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

If worst comes to worst…