Tyson Brown

Polymath, psychology scholar, chess club president, bilingual, musician, composer, comedian, writer/poet, cook, filmmaker, boxer, semi-pro Halo player

[Tyson Brown @Tysonomy]

I found something absolutely astonishing in nature today. This cluster of leaves looks just like a butterfly.

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Godspeed to the exceptional and brave souls aboard Artemis II. Watching this brings tears to my eyes.

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– Theodore Roosevelt

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From both my romantic experience and rigorous knowledge of psychology, it isn't even useful to understand the female love triggers; if you have sex with her and you're passionate and talented, she will pairbond regardless of anything, rewriting her own standards if necessary.

[slumlord @karma_mao]

I think men do not have an accurate theory of mind of how women fall in love

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@imriona 82

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@maddierune To be a tad reductive, yet still echoing your sentiments; it call comes down to being tribal creatures meant to be consistently acknowledged for the small yet meaningful things we do daily, things as simple as cooking, yet we conquer far greater tasks constantly, but thanklessly.

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Hockey is the greatest sport on planet Earth.

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I'm sorry, but the frothing fascination with Alysa Liu is mostly just because she's attractive.

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@stoolpresidente My condolences – Sincerely, a Canadian

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@MagnusCarlsen Please never get rid of the moustache, it's absolutely legendary.

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Sometimes I wish I could transform into an old little Chinese woman.

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@houseofala As someone who regularly consumes an entire gallon of milk on a daily basis, who's had a sordid love affair with milk his entire life, this was pure poetry that sent my heart soaring.

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@leurisein The essence of my soul.

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@GeorgesStPierre I'd guess that less mass is easier to power for longer. Probably a simple physics thing.

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I met the girl I'm probably going to marry on Discord.

[⁠✯Rexyniae⁠✯ @aucilolium]

Nobody on discord gets play dawg

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@boymolish It's unbearable, my only saving grace is being successful romantically, otherwise my soul would drown in this universe of misunderstanding.

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I've thought about this a lot lately. The moniker "gridiron" is already an established name of the sport, and it sounds way cooler anyways.

[Politics US @PolitlcsUS]

🚨 NEW: President Trump says “we have to come up with another name for the NFL” because soccer should be called football

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I'm 29 years old.

My Spotify Wrapped age is 51.

[joseph @stinkbug]

i think if your listening age on spotify wrapped is older than your actual age it’s cool and good and it makes you intelligent and interesting. if your listening age is below your actual age you need a psychiatric evaluation to understand why you’re the way that you are