Tywin Lannister

I do not write words about myself. Words are written about me.

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

@GameOfThrones Damn it the realm is rallied. Just start the damn season!! 😤

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

@GoTKingsLanding Do not tag me in tweets that you do not @ me. Kindly remove this annoyance. Good day.

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

It's not that I'm better than you … On second thought it is because I'm better than you.

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

Just the mere fact that I am a Lannister makes me superior to you. This is compounded even further by my intelligence.

[AQuoteOfIceAndFire @SerASOIAF]

“The greatest fools are ofttimes more clever than the men who laugh at them.”

-Tywin Lannister
#asoiaf

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

@danygonebad To protect my family I would kill 100. You kill children because of your stupidity. A far worse crime.

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

@danygonebad Says the woman who causes the cities she runs to starve.

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

@danygonebad You don't agree or disagree with simple logic. You simply acknowledge it.

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

For example, Justin B got 100k favorites for tweeting "hmmm"

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

You can always tell how famous somebody is by weighting how many favs their tweet gets against how stupid said tweet was.

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

“@XGameofThrones: "Stop telling Kit Harington he's a hunk he hates it" http://t.co/AQq31U6ftR http://t.co/3KI5Nqmtzi”

Oh boo who.

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

@Bint_Abdoullah @danygonebad @GameOverRos @KlNG_JOFFREY @Arya_No1 @NiceQueenCersei

What is this? You're first gif?

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

Looks like Indiana is as open about letting you marry who you want as the Freys. #BoycottIndiana

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

@NiceQueenCersei You won't listen? Then ok.

You're looking rather sexy today @YourLordTywin. Rather sexy indeed.

@Queen_Cersei

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

@NiceQueenCersei Stop flirting with yourself. @Queen_Cersei

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

@GoT_Tyrion Says the idiotic son who shot me on the privy.

[Tyrion Lannister @GoT_Tyrion]

Don't hold back dad, tell me how you really feel

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

@GrumpyJonSnow In a circular fashion.

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

Every time I diss 1 Direction somebody unfollows me. I wonder what's going to happen when I have their bodies dragged through King's Landing

[Tywin Lannister @Tywin_]

@im_no_ser @Arya_No1 @Theon_Greyjoy @YgrittetheWild @Jynxetta @you_there_boy @speak_truthful @Lady_Whiskers @Songbird_Sansa

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