woo pig oopsie

Every college campus is full of regret and the U of A is no different. a parody account of all the regrets and sorrows UArk students face.

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

This fountain is a hidden gem on the 6th floor of the Union. It's filter was in the green, water pressure on fleek, and a remarkable grip on the button. Very impressive. Additionally, its advertisement for saving the Earth made up for the slight buildup of grime. Overall: 8.6/10

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

In this Ted Talk we will.....

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

I regret thinking I could make it a full day without bringing my Juul to campus. 😪

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

Nothing strikes more fear into the minds of college students than sending professors an email with "Sent from my iPhone" still attached at the bottom.

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

You probably paid an arm and a leg for that drink too

[snoozie @ gap year struggle bus @UARKNaps]

Hey freshmen, psa: if you leave wet laundry in the washer it’ll mold and get smelly, also other people need the laundry machines

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

I drank everything but water and guess who regrets all their decisions today 🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

Full offense, but the UArk Band hype video is more badass than the actual Razorback football hype video. #sorrynotsorry #bestinsightandsound

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

This is SCATHING. Our Union is in need of TLC as it is, let's focus on one thing at a time, people.

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

A true tragedy. A shame to all those who tailgate.

[UARK Ground @uarkground]

rip to the owner of this yeti. tailgate for tomorrow morning is ruined.

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

I regret thinking Dickson was a sensible place to park last night. $87 and one heated argument with the towing company later, I now have my car back.

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

Betcha you could take those to Plato's closet and make yourself some schmoney. 🤑🤑🤑🤑

[UARK Ground @uarkground]

there is a shoe epidemic on our campus!

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

A word of advice: GET THE PASS! We have something special going on here in Fayetteville and you don't want to regret that you missed out.

[The Trough 🐗🗣 @RazorbackTrough]

🚨time's almost up🚨

😱 DEADLINE to purchase your Access Pass & @RF_Collegiate membership for Saturday's @RazorbackFB game is tomorrow by 5PM.

P.S. Get your official TROUGH shirt at the game!

🔨⬇️👉https://t.co/qDGCsfixHG

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

All I want to do is take my pre-Thirsty Thursday nap without having a fire alarm go off. Is that TOO MUCH TO ASK?

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

Yeah until you wake up and your 2:30 class started 5 minutes ago and you have to sprint across campus looking like some banshee.

[Kelsea🩵 @KelseaLilla]

college naps are the best kind of different

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

I regret not being more bold in where I choose to take my daily nap(s) on campus.

[snoozie @ gap year struggle bus @UARKNaps]

Couch Outside Union Theatre: I napped here last week after my 8:35 in the Union Theatre got out early. Firm, but not uncomfortably so, with plenty of room to stretch out or curl up. A convenient place to take a short rest between classes! 8.5/10

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

Do I regret craving a swig of orange juice when I'm meeting a Tinder match? Never in a million years.

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

I regret the SIX chicken tenders I ate from Slims today. But then again, I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

You could be hungover, two miles away, or dead, and this alarm tone will still wake you up.

[woo pig oopsie @UARKRegrets]

Forget the assignment. I had a mental breakdown in the UArk Bookstore once I realized I was buying a book for a class I forgot to show up at.

[Tim R @timreynolds_]

I missed an assignment already 😭