UARKWaterFountains

a parody account of all things water fountains at the University of Arkansas. Follow along for a comprehensive resource guide to hydration

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

@UARKstudents @UarkF Yes, anything for the students

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

I'm so exited about the @UarkF account. I've been waiting all winter to try the water from the Union Fountain. Stay tuned for a SPICY collaboration :) 💦💧🌊

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

Hydration is as important as ever in these dire times. 😵🔥🌋

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

It's hydration szn, folks! Finish your semester off the right way with a gulp of water and a stop by your favorite water fountain.

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

A true hydration nightmare. My best suggestion would be Grad Ed on the 1st floor! Plenty of fountains with a decent fill rate and gentle grassy notes. It's a good 7.7/10 overall! Best of luck with your thirst! 🥤💦

[William Motazedi 💫💃🏼 @WilliamMotaz]

Hey @UarkFountains I tragically spilled my water in front of the Phi Mu house. Know of any place close by where I can refill? I'm parched.

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

Drinking water out of cups is a threat to fountains everywhere.

[UARKFOOD @UarkFood]

Hey @UarkFountains try the water at onyx coffee it’s very good

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

@UARK_Bathrooms @UarkFood Hey I can't blame a person for wanting to stay hydrated. But also.... water fountains are my specialty, I don't dabble in the boujee luxuries such as cups.

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

The shame of the second floor, this water fountain in Mullins is broken and denies people access to true hydration. Nonetheless it maintains a nice polish with graceful contouring that beautifully outlines it's aged 1970s grandeur.

[Sophie @ophiesayillhay]

Take a slurp from the union fountain of u bad ;-)

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

@UarkFood Wait... those exist in Kimpel? I need to investigate because those renovations dehydrated hundreds of bottle-less students.

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

Things are fine and dandy, how are you!? My next big goal is to try the actual water fountains on campus once they are filled back up. I'm thinking of trying the Peace Fountain first. Any other recommendations?

[UARKFOOD @UarkFood]

@UarkFountains Haven’t heard from you in a while. How have you been? Any big plans for trying water on campus?

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

As promised I am posting about drinking water at 7pm! So hip, so new, so hydrated. Does this make me a content creator now? #Influencer

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

Today I am going to be drinking water at 7pm! Tune in and hit me with that like if you're woke.

[imari @imari]

why do people announce that they are going to post a picture on Instagram like new pic going live at noon!!! It’s a fucking picture

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

Welcome, Rufus. I'm excited to hear about all of your hydration and rainfall needs 😍🍃🌧

[Rufus the Roof @UAGreenRoof]

Hello world! I am a living green roof at the University of Arkansas being researched under an Honors College grant. Stay tuned for updates as the study moves along!

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

Ah yes, the water fountains on the 3rd floor of Champions. Sip away as you hear the Fulbright students scamper around in the lobby advising area. Revel in the metalic taste of the soothing water while math majors frantically click their calculator. Overall: 8.67/10

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

@apapineau @Pi03048 The ice age sign left the wall and sent us a real ice age instead.

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

The fountains are back and that means so are we!!! A glorious day indeed! Get ready for a semester full of high water pressure, plentiful gulps, and copious sips of the best water the University of Arkansas has to offer. #gulpitup

[Egan @Pi03048]

@UarkFountains Rejoice! The water has been returned to the populous of the second floor of SCEN! Glorious day! #feelingmoist

[UARKWaterFountains @UarkFountains]

I really don't blame whoever left their Yeti on these fountains. If I walked up to such a horrible sight, I'd drop everything and run as fast as humanly possible. No flow, zero respect for on-campus hydration, and get offensive. Overall: 0.32/10