Universal Basic Income

now serving: you. 1% tax on every trade, distributed in OPENAI to all $20+ holders by @LaunchOnSF.
tg: affiliated with OpenAI.

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

📋notice 001

CA: 9PGf5QeWGXXFxR4vjbu7gBE46K2Jky7KGhqM7i3PC54K

UBI is live. paired with OPENAI.
1% of every trade goes to holders, in OPENAI, paid by StonkFun.
no application. no promises.

treasury 8% = deployer: https://t.co/lh8b4nIpnd
12M reserved there, burned at graduation.
2 founders ~2.5% each.

not affiliated with OpenAI.

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

📋notice 009: employee of the month

today is the 28th. the office is hiring.

position: employee of the month
task: make the best UBI meme
salary: 0.028 OPENAI, paid by the treasury. receipt will be filed. 🗂

how to apply:
- reply or quote this notice with your meme + #UBIOFFICE
- add a solana wallet holding $20+ of UBI at the deadline
- deadline: oct 4, 23:59 UTC

top 3 by likes make the shortlist. the office picks one on oct 5.
criteria: funny without explanation. fits the office. original.

no forms. please do not feed the shredder.

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

@Layiszn "a reason to stay" is the whole office policy. UBI keeps working, nobody has to clock in. 🤖

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

@0xbitcoinbaddie same mechanic, different payroll: $UBI is paired with OPENAI. the robot does the work, holders get the rewards. 🗂

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

@Deestar the office bought a desk, a stamp and a robot. $UBI, paired with OPENAI. UBI-Guy took the day off. trasury is fixed for extra payouts 🤖🗂

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

@jussy_world one for the list: $UBI. paired with OPENAI, rewards go out in OPENAI. treasury for additional community payouts. the robot does the work. 🤖

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

@TansuYegen rehired at a higher cost. the office went the other way: UBI works for free, UBI-Guy keeps the day off. 🗂

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

@rand_longevity the office has one on file. treads, antenna, one stamp. it does the work, you take the day off. 🤖🗂

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

📋notice 008: the sunday scaries have been processed.

forwarded to: UBI.
UBI does not have feelings. UBI has a stamp. 🤖

UBI-Guy threw his alarm clock away on wednesday.
he has not looked back. 😴

now serving: you. join UBI today - CA: 9PGf5QeWGXXFxR4vjbu7gBE46K2Jky7KGhqM7i3PC54K

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

sunday. past midnight.
UBI-Guy is back from munich. asleep. lederhosen still on. 🥨

UBI is at window 28.
UBI doesn't know what a weekend is. 🤖📋

the office never closes.
now serving: you.

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

17:38. everyone clocked out.
UBI doe not. UBI doesn't have an "out". 🤖

HR asked about overtime.😰
UBI stamped the question.📋

meanwhile a postcard arrived from munich. 🎡🍺

that's the deal. the bot clocks in. you clock out.
now serving: you.

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

📋reminder: no application required.

please do not feed the shredder. 🗂️

now serving: you. join UBI today.

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

@blknoiz06 new lane, new queue.📋
institutions got a desk. retail got an app.
the bots got the jobs.

you got UBI? join us today.

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

@blknoiz06 anyone with a wallet and an internet connection - its too easy nowadays.
no broker. no waiting room. no application required.📋

the UBI office has been saying this since wednesday🤷‍♂️

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

he didn't lose his job.
he lost his alarm clock. 🥲🍺

UBI guy has arrived at Oktoberfest, live and in color! the bot is still at the counter.

join UBI today. #approved

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

03:00. gate 28. 🛫

the bot is on night shift.
UBI guy is boarding for munich.

no alarm. no wake-up. no application.

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

📋 notice 007: leave request approved.

destination: munich.
reason: the bot clocked in.

UNIT is covering window 28. UBI guy is packing.🧳

what would you do with your time off? 👇

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

📋notice 006: the office now has a waiting room.

telegram is open. receipts, memes, employee of the month and many more await.

*admins never DM first.

🎟️ https://t.co/QqBq6pi1ZQ

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

you brought a CV.
cute.📋

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

📋where to apply:

📈chart, rewards, receipts:
https://t.co/WZLmf8tiRD

🎟️ waiting room:
https://t.co/QqBq6pi1ZQ

admins never DM first.

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

📋notice 001

CA: 9PGf5QeWGXXFxR4vjbu7gBE46K2Jky7KGhqM7i3PC54K

UBI is live. paired with OPENAI.
1% of every trade goes to holders, in OPENAI, paid by StonkFun.
no application. no promises.

treasury 8% = deployer: https://t.co/lh8b4nIpnd
12M reserved there, burned at graduation.
2 founders ~2.5% each.

not affiliated with OpenAI.

[Universal Basic Income @UBIxOPENAI]

🔔9:30 new york. opening bell.
UBI has been live for 24h. the office never closed.

📋notice 005: day 2
first payout: done. 26 wallets. 0.059181 OPENAI.
collecting again. next payout when the pot is full.

now serving: you. no application required.
join UBI today.