Ted Mosby

The craziest, most goofy, reliable, silly, and lovable person you will ever meet :P #TFB

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It's not necessarily the destination that matters the most, it's the journey.

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@dishon__ thank you for ignoring my point lol

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We are too busy over indulging in reality tv shows, big booty bitches, videos, etc to pay attention 2 what is really goin on in society.

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I kno that my last few tweets won't get retweeted b/c people are too busy worrying about fallacies that don't matter when u look at reality.

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Continue ignoring the truth n you'll fuel the widening gap between the races. Don't be an instrument in the destruction of humanity.

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We are ALL HUMAN! No amount of hate, discrimination/degradation, brutality/violence can change that fact. #Selflove #BeApartOfTheMovement

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No matter how much we try 2 ostracize those that society has told us to hate, the truth of our stupidity will b made clear in that they r...

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Without change we will continue to lead ourselves to moral and ethical destruction. #Selflove #BeApartOfTheMovement

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We all have the capability to be leaders. It is up to us to change our bleak/desolate reality. #Selflove #BeApartOfTheMovement

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@Fuckin_Reckless text me nigga

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@Fuckin_Reckless did you check package deals?

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@Fuckin_Reckless nigga you gon have 2 show me some prices because I do not believe that. Jus think bout how much were paying for that room.

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I want to go to Disney World!

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@Fuckin_Reckless nigga no you didn't do anything to me...yet lol

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I wished death upon someone and I don't regret it. I am going to genuinely be filled with joy when something bad happens to this person.

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I'm still on a high from yesterday! Good morning 🌞

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"You ain't never been feed no dick before" -@dishon__

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Shoutout to my friends and family, I had a great birthday!

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I would love to have a blog about coitus.