Frank

Official Anti-Stratfordian account.

I have personally won 3 NCAA men’s basketball titles #RollSkies

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

KNOCK KNOCK

[Andrew Carter @AC_TwoCircles]

It’s an Argentina party inside Arrowhead Stadium. #argentina

[connor @connorchoate1]

Soccer memes blow NFL memes out of the water.

[✰ @DarrylRMFC]

spent the whole week trolling USA fans saying they’re only good at the NFL and NBA, just for them to start moving like 2016-2017 Madrid on my tv screens

[Frank @UConnFrank]

@houseofmakin @FCBJimmy_ @agostinhozinga That doesn’t make sense, you have the reading comprehension of a 12 year old

[Frank @UConnFrank]

@lebzygold @MUFC_SM03 Equally baffling is Messi fans being so unwilling to rate Ronaldo. Messi fans act like they’re not delusional just bc their goat is better. Yet, you’ll find them incapable of rating Ronaldo bc they’re so threatened by him they can’t prop Messi up without putting him down

[Frank @UConnFrank]

@FCBJimmy_ @agostinhozinga The reason Messi fans are so stupid is they can’t simultaneously hold the thought that Messi is better than Ronaldo with the thought that Ronaldo is still a once-in-a-lifetime footballer and the best of his generation (not named Messi) by a mile. It makes their brains too uncomfy

[Jared Holt @jaredlholt]

Fox News viewers will look at North Korea, bewildered how anyone could be so dumb to swallow such shameless state propaganda

[Frank @UConnFrank]

@NickyPerkss @MartinFranja Nick he just cooked your ass worse than Sherman cooked the south

[Frank @UConnFrank]

Possibly the coolest thing a politician has done

[Theo Kahler @tckahler]

Runner’s World asked Zohran Mamdani some questions about his experience running the NYC Marathon.

Was not expecting him to say he ripped a cigarette mid-race.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Max Kellerman still got the fastball

[Frank @UConnFrank]

@UConn6thBorough The difference is Knicks fans will do this to anyone, while UConn fans only do it to nothing-programs (we piss ourselves if our opp has actual clout)

[wint @dril]

@AGDugin Respectfully sir; this aint it. Me, my Anglo-Zambian wife, our sons, and all my fat little boyfriends, have mastered Telekinesis, only by watching The Pitt. Only by becoming Asian Chinese.

[Frank @UConnFrank]

Anyone who insists The Last Jedi was a good movie is admitting they are a child, with a child brain, who enjoys arfing and clapping like a seal at someone doing the thumb-hand magic trick

[Kyle Potter @kpottermn]

The absolute worst part of The Last Jedi is that the childish backlash to a genuinely good film led directly to The Rise of Skywalker, which is an absolute abomination of a movie.

[Frank @UConnFrank]

@Gavin2Hell @TheRazzkazz “Mark Hamill is famously a massive dipshit” - Guy who literally just called anyone who thinks too hard about Star Wars fat reddit losers

[Frank @UConnFrank]

@BCgenius Ah yes, the famous academic profile-loving athletic directors who care not about sports but academics

[Frank @UConnFrank]

Fun activity: Go hit the ‘Following’ tabs of these accounts and find out who you know is eating crayons

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Ashley St. Clair: “All of MAGA is paid and their coordinate their messaging in lockstep via group chat… and whaddya know— their first thought is Trump needs his ballroom.”

[Frank @UConnFrank]

@golfingpanti Gonna go out on a limb and say it was hiring Dan Hurley that was good to UConn, chief

[Frank @UConnFrank]

@NoEscalators Here’s a list of NoEscalators tweets at Duke prior to that game for those interesting in such things