Uncle Douvee

I can not dance.....but I can get up

[Uncle Douvee @UDouvee]

@dterm80 @ryangrim How so?

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@sarahimnotsarah @KyleKulinski With a grudge

The fuck are you talking about

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@sosojni @Rothmus Hey @grok howany nuclear power plants is China building?

Vs how many being built in the US

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Young men are radicalizing online at alarming rates. To understand the appeal of the manosphere, we interviewed a Yale grad at an oat-milk-only coffee shop in Newport who explained that what these men really need is to be called racist and sexist even more often

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@Variety @barbaracrampton They're so brave for being compliant with the media narrative parroted by every major newscaster, corporation, celebrity, and university professor

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@ThrillaRilla369 @RealUnsweetDee You're right bro

Gotta get rid of them property taxes

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@KyleKulinski

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@DanielT54029658 @AntiLeftMemes Oh yes cause Trump neeeeeever gets establishment slop into his administration

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@DelusionPosting These people are so disgusting and stupid (hard to tell which is more)

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@Rational_Raven @DefiantLs You're a retarded person

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@TRHLofficial If everyone could stop using the word BREAKING on every fucking thing they post that would be fantastic

[Uncle Douvee @UDouvee]

I only graduated from community college with an associates, but 99.9 percent of my classmates were functionally retarded and totally illiterate

All my professors were going on about how smart I was and I am convinced it's just because I knew how to read and actually cared if I learned something or not

On my first day of American government I was the only person who knew who wrote the declaration of independence

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@jasonhickel @KyleKulinski Being communist is aggression

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@GhostsRFake @GigaBasedDad You're a retarded person masquerading as an intellectual

Ironically enough atheists often but not always fall into that category

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@MetamateDaz @kristenschaaled Get used to losing

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@DarrigoMelanie @jimmy_dore In addition to the fact that this isn't true not true

It's not your money Melanie

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@GhostsRFake @GigaBasedDad See this is precisely what I am talking about lol

32 words, and entire paragraph.

A grownan just spent that shitting on Christians (of which I clearly stated I am not) for no other reason than to smell your own farts

HIGH SCHOOL

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@adajersanroc @GigaBasedDad HIGH SCHOOL