Upper East Side Gent

Knockoff Morgan Wallen

Dorrian’s at night, Asphalt Green by day

[Upper East Side Gent @UESgent]

This rules

[Upper East Side Gent @UESgent]

Yes I fucking do

[Dan Lifshatz @DanLifshatz]

@UESgent Lol my dude you think JJ McCarthy is good

[Upper East Side Gent @UESgent]

25 mg edible, AL’s south street Italian sub, Amtrak from Boston to Penn.

And Veneta Oregon ‘72

[nick wright @getnickwright]

I’m not going to go back and forth with you (it’s football season for God’s sake!), but I can’t believe you’re actually denying this interaction so I’ll jog your memory:

August of 2016, during the Olympics, at the (now shuttered) Intercontinental hotel, a couple blocks from the Fox lot off Pico.

We had just finished a night show that no longer exists where (among other things) we debated the Summer Olympics (it was a bad segment because we didn’t have rights to the footage, so we could only show still pictures of what we were talking about) & went to have a drink/meal with a colleague who was on the show with us.

The exchange I discussed happened in the lobby bar, at a table with said colleague, and then after I said what I needed to say to to you I went outside and bummed a cigarette off a valet.

We haven’t spoken in person since.

You know as well as I do this is 100% true, and verifiable, by the colleague that was with us and/or our then bosses who contemporaneously heard the story.

We actually also had the same agent at the time, and you and I both know he heard the story and could confirm it as well.

So, I’ll pull a page out of your book; I’ll bet you $1,000,000 I’m telling the truth.

I assume you’ll pretend you never saw this tweet & continue the grift. And that’s cool, but we both know what the facts are.

Also, let this be a reminder that while you have found an amazing lane where you often are actually the smartest guy in the room, this ain’t that lane. So my advice would be to tread carefully.

[Upper East Side Gent @UESgent]

Are people realizing that @Yg_Trece was the one disrespected for being flipped for @FCHWPO ?

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@Birdsfan1992 Just wait until he dribbles off his foot during the 4th quarter of every big playoff game for 5 consecutive seasons. You’ll get tired of it

[Upper East Side Gent @UESgent]

Hey max. Check the calendar!

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

Get me to November 10th

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“Paul George is absolute Ass”

- @DanLifshatz

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Is it weird to have an interest in gay men’s choirs?

Fuck yea I’d be down to see a bunch of dudes sing some Christmas carols. Why the fuck not

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@MikeGrinnell_ Having the whoop metrics were awesome, it was clear Whitney had experience in pressure moments. He was able to settle that heart rate and stay composed where others were cracking all around him

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@AlenaDaOG I wasn’t not a fan

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@Passhole69 I drink exclusively non fat milk. Convince me to try this

[Upper East Side Gent @UESgent]

Vegas Skyline looks different these days!

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@DanLifshatz

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Hey @DanLifshatz ignoring the fact that Ohio state sucks and Ryan day is a horrible coach. Why did your friends cancel the podcast big bopper!?

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@fahey94144 @DanLifshatz

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@AlenaDaOG Meth

[Upper East Side Gent @UESgent]

1000% not cocaine

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My buddy says this is meth but it looks good to me

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@sbell021 This was your guy Scott!

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Rape Jason beck

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@itsfleric Pig beach!

[Upper East Side Gent @UESgent]

$15 mystery bucket of 5 different beers might make coming to queens worth it

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@pnwprincess23 Looks excellent