Simon Bishop

Creeping towards middle age, clinging on to youth.....

[Simon Bishop @UKBish]

@gillinghamjoe Joseph Cowen doppelgänger.

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

If you agree that English football should pay tribute to Gordon Banks, a GIANT of the game and position, by allowing goalkeepers this weekend to wear a blue shirt with a white 1 on the back, please RT.
https://t.co/fMfK5fwI3z

[Eman🥷🏿 @EmanVIII]

Turn on audio description for sound #MOTD

[Simon Bishop @UKBish]

@themikester79 we've found a pitch. Playing at Neville.

[Simon Bishop @UKBish]

@themikester79 @jc11thmanin @BrastedTilIDie didn't go swimmingly. BICC 78 in nearly 35 overs. LGCC same in half the time. Great tea though!

[Simon Bishop @UKBish]

@themikester79 @UKBish @BrastedTilIDie were you on the pitch for that picture of roller? #streaker

[Simon Bishop @UKBish]

@themikester79 @BrastedTilIDie Tempting!!

[Simon Bishop @UKBish]

Don't worry @themikester79 @BrastedTilIDie @johnbangers I've come early to ensure there's enough beer for tomorrow

[Simon Bishop @UKBish]

@themikester79 @johnbangers @BrastedTilIDie John Bangers would make a good porn name.

[Simon Bishop @UKBish]

@westow_house Hi - are you showing the Rugby this evening?

[Simon Bishop @UKBish]

A lot to hate about modern football but this little touch by @angry_dimaria made me have hope https://t.co/PqBB5SEl10

[Simon Bishop @UKBish]

@BBCMOTD @GaryLineker slight continuity error there! Costa scores, then on bench, then scores again. #rollingsubs?

[Simon Bishop @UKBish]

@johnbangers confirmed as the BICC hobbit! @BrastedTilIDie @themikester79 @mboston77 @theguiney

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

This stunning one-handed catch earned a spectator $5000 - Watch it here: (UK only) http://t.co/qZ69bj0tTv

[CrystalPalace Greens @CPGreens]

Get down to the National Sports Centre in @CrystalPalacePK today for the consultation event on its future

[Simon Bishop @UKBish]

FRANK SINATRA - SOMETHING http://t.co/c7M2qc6AGo

[Londonist @Londonist]

Today marks the 200th anniversary of the great London beer flood. Read the full story http://t.co/uiG7sbvE2q

[Simon Bishop @UKBish]

@the the ball game.

[Simon Bishop @UKBish]

Little run round the lake before heading off to attack a rack of ribs. I've had worse Mondays.