John Calipari

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

Who the hell is this guy? @Not_Coach_Cal I am going to cream this jaggoff.

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

Ok, whos handiwork is this? @PeteThamelNYT or @espn4d http://johncaliparinews.blogspot.com

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

What the heck is this? http://johncaliparinews.blogspot.com

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

I hate to say this, but I love to "freak it" when I am on the dance floor. I spray my hair gel on the ground, and moonwalk like Jacko.

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

We expect bigger things out of Eloy compared to his first run at D-1. Glad he is cleared to play. Don't expect trouble for Kanter either.

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

@jdemling you like that move, don't ya! Booyeah!

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

@jocksmutherland don't hate the player, hate the game. Time to step yo' game up. I keeps a private jet!

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

Ok, that was harsh. I don't mean it...but I still sure as hell did it.

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

Yeah, I did that. F'em. I don't like Cardinals.

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

@espn4d Fire someone for a hat? Lawsuit. I don't care who you think you are, oh, and Ark, you aren't known or your "rivalry" with FL.

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

Now people can see it only takes me about a week to develop players. Before Knight met me he would have had 1 point in that game. Booyeah!

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

Anyone see the 80's movie Strange Brew? I'm watching it again to brush up on my Canadian. Don't want to stick out. I just bought a toboggan.

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

I am taking back the Flo-Bee. This thing sucks. Ha, what a pun! It's true though, ask Drake.

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

Dodson needs to straighten up. Even for my standard's he's not cutting it, and I recruit drivers from drive by shootings for god's sakes!

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

I want to be clear folks. If the NCAA is looking, and I am not saying they are, they wont find a thing.

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

No two ways about it folks, Kansas City sucks. My boy Davis is looking good though.

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

Let's review b/c class is in session. No final four + bad grades = Raise. Booyeah. Thank you for accepting higher tuition & ticket prices.

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

@espn4d Ha! UK admins are freaking out. Bulls don't even want me. By doing this, my man Wes scores some commision. Paranoia will destroya.

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

I got this folks, hang tight.

[John Calipari @UKCalipari]

WTF!!