Phil

i am a tweet master | @ukwmmg | Recipient of one inadmissable Ofcom complaint, and developer of one app (on two platforms) | All views mine.

[Samaritans @samaritans]

Reminder: If it all gets a bit too much, talk to someone 💚

We’re always here to listen 📱 116 123

[Phil @UKWMMG_Phil]

I would explain further now but I'm very sleep deprived from the mountain of spreadsheets and calculators I'm in. Maybe tomorrow (if I remember)

[Phil @UKWMMG_Phil]

I don't know who needs to know this but the Income Tax calculator on the @GOVUK website is wrong

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

It wasn’t to be… but more importantly, if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number:

0808 2000 247

[Phil @UKWMMG_Phil]

there are too many emotions in this pub and I am here for it

[electionmapsuk @electionmapsuk]

The SNP candidate has conceded defeat in Inverness, Skye and West Ross-shire to the Lib Dems, so we have our final result!

🌹 LAB: 411 (+211)
🌳 CON: 121 (-251)
🔶 LDM: 72 (+64)
🎗️ SNP: 9 (-39)
🍀 SF: 7 (=)
🙋 INDs: 6 (+6)
➡️ RFM: 5 (+5)
🦁 DUP: 5 (-3)
🌍 GRN: 4 (+3)
🌼 PLC: 4 (+2)
💐 SDLP: 2 (=)
🅰️ ALL: 1 (=)
🔵 UUP: 1 (+1)
🗣️ TUV: 1 (+1)

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[Burger King @BurgerKingUK]

Things can only get better

[Phil @UKWMMG_Phil]

🚨THE MEAL DEAL IS IN JEOPARDY 🚨

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Which is exactly what Nadhim Zahawi thought when he hid £27m in an offshore account.

[Phil @UKWMMG_Phil]

Sometimes web dev is too relatable 😫

[RTGame 👑 @RTGameCrowd]

@Eurovision I know it's a wild idea, but maybe you shouldn't have let a country actively committing genocide take part in the contest this year. Or to put it in your own words

[Phil @UKWMMG_Phil]

I guess I can tick "See the Northern Lights" off my bucket list then.. #aurora

[Phil @UKWMMG_Phil]

@SW_Help Hi, I'm trying to claim a refund for unused tickets that I've booked but not yet collected - your website is only letting me cancel one direction of the journey, not both - and it's asking me to enclose tickets? How am I meant to do that if I haven't got them?

[Phil @UKWMMG_Phil]

what a race.
that’s it. that’s the tweet.

[Phil @UKWMMG_Phil]

@premierinn I have just DM'ed.

[Phil @UKWMMG_Phil]

@premierinn Can you tell me if it’s normal for room maintenance to knock and open your room door at quarter past 2 with a dog? Tried speaking to reception but they didn’t know anything about it - who can I report this to?

[Phil @UKWMMG_Phil]

Why has nobody on the team that develops Payday realised that taking a mask off is really not that difficult for a human to do

[Phil @UKWMMG_Phil]

why doesn't outlook have a middle finger reaction

[homosexual gangster @vorestappen]

theres no reason to pay for f1 really, not only are you wasting money but you're also missing out on the thrill of worrying whether your illegal stream will work for lights out

[Phil @UKWMMG_Phil]

Please can someone explain to my why on earth the road splits

[Phil @UKWMMG_Phil]

I think this might be the most useless sign and road split in the world