UMCCFC

Unofficial twitter account for UMCCFC. Title winners in 2014/15, League and Cup Double Winners 2016/17. Premier League.

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Win games, sink pints, repeat.

[Lyell Tweed @lyell_tweed]

Darts

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Short video with local hero Si Lomas about the #Hatters promotion chances this year...Could there be a successful end to the five year plan? #UTSCFC @StockportCounty
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UMCC vet @NickyKirkwood returns to friendos in fine form, boyed by the fact that everyone here speaks English. Initial poor form over a pint has been promised to be made up for later. #LZPT #DanielO’Connell

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Sad reading week Wednesday in Wythenshawe as the good blokes jizz away a 2-0 lead to draw 2-2 against AC Medics. We go again next week #wearestayingup

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The shaggers back in action today for the reading week fixture. @NickyKirkwood back from loan spell in France to play in his ‘natural position.’ Colossus and last years MVP @angusmaccoll back from Rusholme job centre to fill in at CB. Win needed after last weeks hiccup! #COYBIB

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3 points and return of UMCC veteran JIMBO has precipitated mass deletion of jars amongst members #boreoffplowcunt #cutourfundingdafty #basketballthirds

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If AU want to cut our indoor cricket funding we will just have to win the prem won’t we #talented Do us a lap dafty

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What a win for the fellas. Oak house turn up with 18 men passing through their 3 trials and the boys pull through yet again. Last minute winner, joint top, corner secured, pints sunk. Limbs 10/10

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Big 1 Pointer today as the good blokes drew 4-4 against the worst team ever. Veteran Samir bags a Hatrick. Horrocks sin bin #isgrassgreen Lineup rethink for next week needed with 2 conceded in the last 90 seconds.

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Glory days at the home of football with the UMCCFC debut in the promised land, resulting in a 5-3 win over geography. Goal of the season from fresher Henry. #loveowtlikethatme #doubleon #pilsnerbaby

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Lots of suits walking around Manchester

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2/10/19 - A significant date in history. Tomorrow the UMCCFC take on the Premier League in a big way against Geography FC. With such a star studded side full of old and new its hard to see any weaknesses. Rumours of Soutar wearing his Tiempos.

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Rent free

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@derekedwardsgb @sobsfc Nice lads

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Away from cricket, uncomfortable scenes in Main Library green 1 as aspiring DJ @DominicKular plays some dubious selections out loud

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Souttar hammers consecutive 4s to move into the 30s. Alas, he has faced upwards of 60 balls and the 5s are 88-4 off 18

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Further update: samir has just hit two fours and celebrates with a machine gun move. However, bowler responds by bowling him with a full toss next ball

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Update from Gatley CC where some humza bowling and fielding has allowed the Punjab tigers to rack up a reasonable total of 162. However, with Louis davidson and soutar to open, and samir at 3, we are optimistic going in to the run chase

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Further update: a mix up between davidson and soutar has resulted in samir beginning his innings early.

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4 overs and soutar has finally hit a ball, this one trickling to silly mid off

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Umccfc legend samir fryatt looking somewhat village batting in blue shorts