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#UMC #Separation #Protocol Livestream

I'm pretty sure I saw Merv Griffin in the back row of the panel.

[Kel Penny @Kelpenny]

Anyone else watching the UM News panel discussion about the UMC split? Why does it look like it was made in the 1970’s? Lighting, video, the clothes, haircuts...

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@AndrewHBook Definitely

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#UMC #Separation #Protocol Livestream
An amazing accomplishment - the answer to the question on clergy affiliation managed to be even less clear and less informative than the original document!

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Thankfully the livestream on the #UMC #Separation #Protocol is in the morning. This will allow the participant panelists to make it to the Golden Corral in time to combine the Early Bird Special with the senior discount.

[Emily McFarlan Miller @emmillerwrites]

Here are the members of the unofficial group of United Methodist bishops and advocacy group leaders that created the proposal to split the United Methodist Church. #UMC

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Livestream! #UMC #separation
We'd like to thank prominent people who have aided this process: Kenneth Feinberg for providing mediation and George Orwell for the phrase "Reconciliation through Separation".

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#UMC #WhoGetsWhat
Traditionalist: The Gospel of Matthew
Progressives: Theologian Matthew Fox

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#UMC #WhoGetsWhat
Progressives: Tom Berlin
Traditionalists: 1933 Berlin

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#UMC #WhoGetsWhat
Progressives: Randall Miller
Traditionalists: Patricia Miller

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#UMC #WhoGetsWhat
Traditionalists: Reading "Answers in Genesis"
Progressives: Reading Tarot Cards

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#UMC #WhoGetsWhat
Traditionalists: Asbury Graduates
Progressives: Wesleyan Graduates

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#UMC #WhoGetsWhat
Traditionalists: Maxie Dunnam
Progressives: Lena Dunham

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#UMC #WhoGetsWhat
Traditionalists: IRD
Progressives: NPR

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#UMC #WhoGetsWhat
Traditionalists: The First Adam (partner of Eve)
Progressives: The Third Adam (Hamilton)

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#UMC #WhoGetsWhat
Traditionalists: Jessica LaGrange
Progressives: Jessica Rabbit

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#UMC #WhoGetsWhat
Progressives: rapidly aging congregations
Traditionalists: rapidly aging worldviews

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#UMC #WhoGetsWhat
Progressives: Dying Churches
Traditionalists: Dying Choir Members

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#UMC #WhoGetsWhat
Progressives: Drag Performers
Traditionalists: Dragging Sermonizers

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#UMC #WhoGetsWhat
Traditionalists: Camp Ministry
Progressives: Camp Culture

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#UMC #WhoGetsWhat
Progressives: Hillary Clinton
Traditionalists: George W Bush

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#UMC #WhoGetsWhat
Progressives: Bishop Karen Oliveto
Traditionalists: Sunday Lunch at Olive Garden