UMSL Goose

Your friendly campus goose ;)

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

Welcome New Students! You may not have met me yet, but don't get your gander up, we shall meet soon enough.

#Welcome #SeeICanBeNice #Honk #Hiss

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

Just watched the first four episodes of Loki. However I was under the impression that I was the god of mischief and, obviously, the sidewalks too!

#Mischief #GodofSidewalks #Loki

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

*dusts snow off feathers* While I am happy the snow is gone, it makes me miserable knowing others are happy about it too.

#MixedFeelings #Conflicted #Snowmageddon2021 #UMSLGoose #Hiss #Honk

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

How I feel most days.

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

I am pretty chill. Rarely do I ever get angry and chase people around campus. 😏Bwahaha! Honk!

#ChillGoose #UnRuffledFeathers

[UMSL Global @UMSL_ISP]

The #UMSL Goose is chilling out before commencement this weekend. #UMSLglobal #UMSLgrad #IChoseUMSL

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

Thanks @legitwriters_10! If nothing else I will just "wing" it!

[Ashley @legitwriters_10]

@UMSL_Goose Hey. Am a legitimate writer. Hmu should you need professional help

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

I have goosebumps thinking about my finals tomorrow---oh wait I always have them.

#finals #ExamGoose #Honk #UMSLGoose

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

So I have heard rumor that I will have the campus to myself again starting next week. Happy Holidays Indeed! :)

#HolidayHonk #AllByMyself #AtLast

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

Don't worry if you miss me on campus today---I am flying out west to help count.

#MigrationUpdate #FlightChange #HonkSupport

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

Is anyone else tired from the tip of their beak to the end of their tail feathers?

#RuffledFeathers #TiredGoose #OnlyThursday #YesItIsADuckGif

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

@UMSLHonors See you on the lawn! :)

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

I thought I would share this helpful @Wikipedia guide to help all the new students.

#SharingIsCaring #Honk

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

@masteimel @umsl @masteimel We missed chasing you around campus and thought we would stop by to see if you still scare easily. :)

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

@UMSLBrainStew Just rude.

[Brain Stew @realbrainstew]

@UMSL_Goose You are an enemy of the people and you are not welcome here

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

@UMSLBrainStew Why summon from the basement when I am in the yard? You do not need creepy darkness to scare people. Also no need for other languages, just come within a quarter mile of me and consider me summoned.

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

Am I the only one who enjoys when humans social distance from me? Although I will admit I do miss terrorizing students every so often. The squirrels just don't run off in terror the same way students do.

#BitterSweet #AntisocialGoose #Hiss #StupidSquirrels

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

@UMSL_ISP I'll be here!

#AlwaysHere #StayOffMyPaths #ReadyToHiss

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

@umsl It is definitely more fun to chase people who are riding them. Gets my heart pumping faster to fly after them.

#UMSLGoose #Hiss #GettingMyHeartRateUp #bikelife

[UMSL Goose @UMSL_Goose]

@SarahNicole838 If you do not maintain the social distancing guidelines that I have put forth...then yes.

#HealthyBird #StayASidewalkAway #WashYourFeathers