ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕!

𝙵𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜, 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎...𝙵𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜.

(N/SFW RP Account)

#MVRP #DMCRP

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

Temp! Pinned

(Featuring Vergil from the Devil May Cry Series.)

RP and/or Shitpost Account
Written by 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 ℕ𝕠 ℕ𝕒𝕞𝕖

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

Homelander? That’s a weird way of spelling “schum.”

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

What the hedgehog doin?

[🌹~ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩 (S-H) @TarnishedPride_]

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[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

///Hello Noctis.

[🌹~ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩 (S-H) @TarnishedPride_]

||: EEEEEEEEEEEE

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

I solo Darkseid.

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

Remember...

if your Waifu is in danger...

If you are facing impossible odds...

Say my name...and I will be there when you call.

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

*Judgement Cuts you, no miss*

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

Taxes?

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

My writer is making a mod to replace voice clips of mine...never in my life have I been more fucking terrifying.

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

*Spray_Bottle.MP3*

[𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖏𝖆. (H) @PlegiasMage]

Feeling quite devious.

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

MFW Power

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

(He’s hitting the Griddy on Mundas’s Corpse)

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

I’m ballin’ Dante.

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

My pantry.

I know what you did, Tharja.

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

Seductive Sunday?

Hop on UMVC3, we have combos to grind.

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

Dante. We need to stop Mundas from scalping all the PS5’s.

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

Dante, I’m cranking 90’s.

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

Dababy

[ℕ𝕠𝕨...𝕀'𝕞 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕! @UMVC3_Shitpost]

I can fuck up optimus prime.