Uniform December 314

First time on twitter since November

[Uniform December 314 @UN3144]

Gearbox only ever knew how to make one kind of game: where alien army invades earth and you have to stop it. The games that fit that mold were mid, the ones that didn't were trash (colonial marines and borderlands).

Somehow, they managed to go downhill from that. Impressive.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

You guys wondering why Gears of War is full of LGBTQ trash?

This is the trans technical director at The Coalition and a technical fellow at Xbox.

[Uniform December 314 @UN3144]

Landwhales should be put in prison and kept there until they can squeeze through the bars.

[𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 @faustianwigger]

If men cried rape for every time they regretted sex, every fat woman in the country would be in prison

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

ME AT THE START: the hat seems a bit performative

ME AFTER THE SECOND LINE: the hat isn’t hardly big enough

[Uniform December 314 @UN3144]

Real story, I'm hesitant to start German campaign in hoi4 because I'm afraid to disappoint uncle A.

[Battle Beagle @HarmlessYardDog]

@VDAREJamesK If you can’t successfully run a simulated empire, there’s no way you should be allowed to run the real thing.

[Andrew Torba @BasedTorba]

We spent two entire years united against one thing and one thing only on the right. One issue that we all saw eye to eye on was that Vivek cannot win. Then in the 11th hour right before the election a huge swarm of people suddenly pulls a highly coordinated about-face and all collectively say “erm awktually we gotta vote for the Vivek guys.” Nothing to see here. Nothing fishy at all about one big unified push like that. Keep on scrolling.

[Uniform December 314 @UN3144]

@mattforney If you want to shill for GOP - fine, but don't pretend you like Vivek or that it's him or nothing.

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@mattforney Not the GOP - just the indians. I was perfectly happy to vote for Ciatarelli last year; the browns are a bridge too far.

[Uniform December 314 @UN3144]

@mattforney So what's your point, that we should have more? that dems should be our role model in that?

No. There must be a zero tolerance approach. The acceptable amount of indians in any right-wing party is zero.

[Uniform December 314 @UN3144]

@mattforney What's the difference between them? Just because Vivek wears MAGA hat on camera doesn't mean he isn't indian. And if GOP produces the same candidates as dems but with red neckties, what's the difference between the parties?

[InfantryDort @infantrydort]

BREAKING 🚨 : American General Officer muses over the death of journalists while serving on active duty!

“If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast."

[Uniform December 314 @UN3144]

@SandyofCthulhu Happy birthday, Sandy! 🥳🎂

[Uniform December 314 @UN3144]

@Lordmiles Because people who make fun of Charlie Kirk's death deserve deportation. It's all shitlibs, communists and nons, all the way down. Any excuse to kick them out is a good excuse.

[Japan Embassy DC🌸 @JapanEmbDC]

Today marks 25 years since the September 11 attacks. In honor of those impacted, the Embassy has lowered its flag to half-staff. Japan continues to stand with the United States as an ally and friend.

[Uniform December 314 @UN3144]

@GovSherrillNJ This is actually great, you only oppose it because your party uses illegals to cheat in the elections and inflate electoral vote count.

[Uniform December 314 @UN3144]

Remember Panama Canal Zone?

[Stephano🍁Barberis @HelloStephano]

Every ship entering the Great Lakes goes through the Welland Canal, located fully in Canada. There’s no other option. $26.3 billion of US trade depends on it. Would be a shame if tolls skyrocketed or it was transit-taxed heavily…

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Uniform December 314 @UN3144]

King

[Stocking Mill Coffee @smcroasters]

Rolling Boulders

[Uniform December 314 @UN3144]

@SandyofCthulhu Why is cacodemon named like that? Rest of the names are self-explanatory (e.g. hell knight, shambler), caco is something off the wall.

[Uniform December 314 @UN3144]

@MT_6226 She knows the rules, latina chicks can only stay if they are hot and put out

[Uniform December 314 @UN3144]

@TheAKGuy hey Brandon, why didn't you tell us you cameo'd in GTA VI

[GameSpot @GameSpot]

GTA 6 Preorder Numbers Won’t Be Revealed Because They Could Be Misleading, Take-Two CEO Says https://t.co/rNHUoItcpr