𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬

𝙏𝙊 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙌𝙐𝙀𝙍 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃, 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙔 𝙃𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝘿𝙄𝙀.

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦. 𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘮𝘦.

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

//BOOKED N BIZZAYYYYYY

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

//about to book my first freelance training sesh. CASH MONEY MANIFESTINGGHHHH

[𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓. @brightstwitchx]

— @UNDERTHESTAlRS / @weaslcyisourkng .

[𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐲. 🌙 @FortisLily]

Scar with Pa:

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

Agh. This is because Crookshanks told him what I said, isn't it?

[𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐲. 🌙 @FortisLily]

Let me ask him:

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

Okay, well, I bet the cat is on my side.

[— 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 @ofspunkiness]

@UNDERTHESTAlRS, see?

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

Pfft. No.

[— 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 @ofspunkiness]

jealous of my imaginary second husband, Harry?

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

Only every six months? Wow. WOW. Just bring your new husband while you're at it.

[— 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 @ofspunkiness]

yeah, but i can deal with that. i'll make sure to put flowers on your grave every six months or so.

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

Wouldn't you be single if you killed me?

[— 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 @ofspunkiness]

i see, wow, you really wanna be single again, huh?

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

@brightstwitchx //i think im funny and im not

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

I like her surname.

[𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓. @brightstwitchx]

it’s Ann Radcliffe, Harry. The Mysteries of Udolpho’s writer, talented and incredible.

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

I'm saying you'd make a really good go of it.

[— 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 @ofspunkiness]

are you saying you don't think i could kill you?

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

That's not a man. That is queen victoria.

[𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓. @brightstwitchx]

but you haven’t seen my man

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

You might kill me. Or try.

[— 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 @ofspunkiness]

you think i’d let you die this easily? pft, be for real.

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

Funny, you'd think I would've stopped breathing.

[— 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 @ofspunkiness]

oh, potter.

you're dead. so dead.

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

Well. You see.

HIIIIIIIS EYES ARE AS GREEN AS A FRESH PICKLED TOAD 🎶

[— 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 @ofspunkiness]

okay, okay. i'll stay right here, so what made you hysterical?

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

Wait no come back. It's important

[niehres @niehrehtse]

the way harry's perception of his scar changes is something i think about often

[Kagari @kagari_hp]

his innocence in year one is a key character trait

[𝑩𝑼𝑻 𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑵𝑬 @UNDERTHESTAlRS]

Maybe whoever wrote me that Valentines' poem...

[— 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 @ofspunkiness]

if not me, who?