Mike D

I intend to live forever..... so far, so good.

[Mike D @URDamnedSkippy]

Please reply to this tweet with a picture of beautiful people, places, or things. Retweets are appreciated. This is in Thailand.

[Mike D @URDamnedSkippy]

@simmonssteve @RobWong34 @koshtorontosun 59 years!!!! Maybe they have a point.

[Mike D @URDamnedSkippy]

Why do you trade Jaylen Brown in conference?

[i. adan @Imman_Adan]

Lawrence Frank stalked Kawhi for a full year, just to win absolutely nothing and giving him back for Dick Picks and BI.

AHAHAHAHA LOSER

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

100% facts 🇨🇦❤️🐐

[Mike D @URDamnedSkippy]

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Based on the video, the batter is safe. He tagged the runner but never stepped on the base.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Another Father's Day, another nail gun from Jesus. He just will NOT let it go.

[Mike D @URDamnedSkippy]

I heard on the news about all these uncashed CRA cheques and so on a whim we checked our family accounts. My wife had 1 from 2010 and both my son and daughter had some as well. This totalled to about $600. I of course had none😭

[Mike D @URDamnedSkippy]

Facts!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[NBA @NBA]

Only ONE player this postseason is currently averaging:

▪️ 25+ points per game
▪️ 7+ assists per game
▪️ 1+ steals per game
▪️ 1+ blocks per game

His name? SCOTTIE. BARNES.

Tied 2–2 with the Cavs, Barnes’ @Raptors seek a 3–2 series lead tonight at 7:30 PM ET on ESPN 🍿

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Devon White made it look so easy. I remember watching this catch live on tv. And I couldn’t believe it.

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

Iran War. The movie

[Mike D @URDamnedSkippy]

@DoubleDip88 @vivekmjacob Been there, done that.

[Mike D @URDamnedSkippy]

@netanyahu And if you look closely, in the background you will see Elvis.

[Mike D @URDamnedSkippy]

@acadianballerz @WalderSports Add Oakley for that added vet toughness

[Mike D @URDamnedSkippy]

@Anthonysmdoyle @Imman_Adan

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

@TalkinBaseball_ canada next question

[Mike D @URDamnedSkippy]

@Imman_Adan Teyewan, Austreyelia….

[Mike D @URDamnedSkippy]

@NotTheVillain Fingers crossed

[Mike D @URDamnedSkippy]

@C_Reilly5 @jeskeets Oakley, James Johnson, DeMar… this team is soft

[Mike D @URDamnedSkippy]

@Doni9819 @TempoBasketball I respect the apology.