chris "follow me on bluesky" urffer

@urfquake.bsky.social
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real Gs are silent like lasagna

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

Today, we mourn the death of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, gunned down.... wait, I'm sorry - today we mourn the deaths of the 68,000 Americans who needlessly die each year so that insurance company execs like Brian Thompson can become multimillionaires.

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Yes.

We waste hundreds of billions a year on health care administrative expenses that make insurance CEOs and wealthy stockholders incredibly rich while 85 million Americans go uninsured or underinsured.

Health care is a human right.

We need Medicare for All.

[chris "follow me on bluesky" urffer @URF_quake]

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[chris "follow me on bluesky" urffer @URF_quake]

Migrate (and backdate) all your tweets from here to Bluesky: https://t.co/J7n2802o2j

[chris "follow me on bluesky" urffer @URF_quake]

https://t.co/UTPMZkLxjo

[chris "follow me on bluesky" urffer @URF_quake]

Hey you. Yes, you.
Go vote today. Make it harder for people like the asshat that recently bought this platform to exist.

[chris "follow me on bluesky" urffer @URF_quake]

@krewkutzy https://t.co/IBIUmCuh75

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

is meatball an fruit

[aaron @dew_doer]

Made chili

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

It rules that in elementary school we learn just the basics of every subject but then the highly specific meteorological niche of cloud classification

[chris "follow me on bluesky" urffer @URF_quake]

Facts:
1. Thanos's snap killed half of everything
2. Bacteria included
3. The deaths were evenly distributed
4. Humans have an extensive gut microbiome

Conclusion:
The snap caused worldwide indigestion on a never-before-seen scale

[Wawa @Wawa]

So there is life on Mars...

[chris "follow me on bluesky" urffer @URF_quake]

Forget about Big Oil. We need to address the influence of Big Wrapping Paper

[chris "follow me on bluesky" urffer @URF_quake]

@emily33g @drkoosh CUBES ARE CUBES

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

...yes

[chris "follow me on bluesky" urffer @URF_quake]

The post office is named after its founder, post malone

[chris "follow me on bluesky" urffer @URF_quake]

@MrPeanut

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

United States "super bowl" is annual ritual in which vicious, land-grabbing gold miners brutalize noble Indian chiefs, before audience of millions.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

snacks