Captain Coons

I’m not sorry, if I come off as a prick.

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@FAGfind Excluding 6:00, I feel attacked.

I’m a deeply closeted man, but I’m no queer.

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@AbsoluteRegard @TheRoaringKitty We need Keith Gill to show up like this guy.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

The internet is forever.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Tanner Horner, who pleaded guilty to murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, seen on camera reacting to a woman telling him that a "seven-year-old kid" had been kidnapped.

During the trial today, jurors broke down in tears after audio footage was played of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty."

Athena repeatedly asked for her mother.

"Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported.

Jurors were also shown footage (below) of Horner being stopped while trying to deliver packages.

He was told by a woman that the road was blocked off because a "seven-year-old kid" had been kidnapped.

"Are you serious?" Horner said.

Give this man the death penalty.

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@VividProwess You are talking shit about a UFC losing a fight? Wow….you are fucking useless!

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@basedinpnw0 @larryvc For a 33% move?

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@TDogCali53 People don’t forget.

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@RepDonaldsPress Wow! How much did Ken Griffin pay you to do this shit? You have been a massive letdown!

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@AbsoluteRegard Oh….ya see? I didn’t know that AI played a big part in it.

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@AbsoluteRegard I don’t fully trust it, but I’m also old. Lol

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@TheQuartering

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@Bad_Banner Temu Asmongold?

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@NerdBrewGaming They did him dirty! Didn’t even give him a cuck chair! Lmao!

[World Alternative Media @WorldAltMedia]

True.

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@justinbrewer33 @SECPaulSAtkins @rattoy2 When shit hits the fan in our society, we won’t forget his silence.

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@DOMOCAPITAL @ryancohen I think that Ryan Cohen could post a video of himself farting into a tuba and it would send $GME above $32. That’s how fragile this situation is.

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@GhostBoombuya @_CO_RY_ @wallstreetbets Really? Any idea why?