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Im pretty sure the pre-release of Halo CE 2.0 is for autists to point out minor flaws that will be fixed before release.

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@SNS_Anon She got so fat omg!

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@ConeOfArc Soon…

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@MustacheBob2 Dog just collect you VA disability and stfu

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Does the compass point towards the objective in the new halo?

[UberNick @UberNick]

I got to play the early demo of Halo: Campaign Evolved!

Here are some quick thoughts:

• IT IS BEAUTIFUL

• The gameplay still FEELS like Halo!!

• Sprint really ain't that bad

• The Flood are more terrifying than ever

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@siegekuItur The third hole is for pleasure

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@wanted4mogging Well yeah you’re from Canada 🙂

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Thought this was the halo CE rocket for a sec

[Capt_Contractor @Capt_Contractor]

Bullpup ShitPost: M1014

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The Sugondese crisis is wild

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@JoeLongBalls Yes, anti personnel explosives are area weapons where if the FPV was anti-personnel then it would need to strike a point. This is a “morale” thing, not all lessons in Ukraine will apply to the next war

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Hamlin and Hamlin

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

It’s ok to retire.

Please retire.

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@Sofia50020Sofia We already have that, its bitches that stay when their man cheats 😩

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What are the spiritual implications of this?

[lux @paperssil]

fun fact: if you walked into the Egyptian city of Qift in 3300 BCE, you would have immediately encountered a 13 foot statue of a guy cranking his hog

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>elite keeps killing me
>no one is touching the controller mane
>elite stops shooting at me
>nods up and down

I freaked out and turned off the xbox lol

Anyone else had similar experiences?

2/2

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Since halo is making a comeback, does anyone have any “ghosts of halo” experiences? Mine is commented below.

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>be me, 7th grade playing halo 2
>playing split screen alone because parents didn’t buy me Xbox live yet
>playing on the DLC (back when it was a physical copy)
>spawn in an elite on an extra controller
>kill it
>mess around
>elite starts firing back
>uhhhh

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My Balrog-4s keep whispering to me when I use the knives in my kitchen

[CLEAN CAR CLUB @TheCleanCarClub]

Driving shoes

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Buddy just say you like it wtf

[Kelski @kelskiYT]

This is THE best Halo has ever looked visually

I’m so moist man

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@NOTbotI @AttackOnChitin I’m sure you have witnessed this a lot from your bed btw.

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I love this “hate” for boomers because its really pacification of people who value rule following. I mean this hatred is morphing into anyone over 40 being a boomer and blatant disregard for rules, property, and people. Anyways, there’s an island near midway that holds x weapons

[doomer @uncledoomer]

"shoot me faggot" rules. this zoomer was cooking. now that boomer is going to lose his entire net worth on lawyers fighting an attempted murder charge lol

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@NOTbotI @AttackOnChitin Sick brah 🤙