Screw-Us DeJoy

Parody account, but honestly, there’s nothing funny about any of this this. Lock up Louis DeJoy and every other Trump lackey. #BidenHarris2024 #AlwaysVoteEarly

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I think it's important to clarify for the American people that, although I didn't bring a single minute of postal experience into this role, that has absolutely no bearing on my ability nor my commitment to drive this motherfucker into the ground.

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@Robbedbypolice @USPISpressroom @OIGUSPS @USPS @USPSHelp Hey, one out of 10,000 ain’t bad. 👍

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@audubon3514 @APWUnational And as long as I'm here, that's where they stop, as well.

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@MattWallace888 @KeithOlbermann You’d learn more if you just read the damn thing

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@MattWallace888 “Could.”

And I have a home-brewed concoction that “could” regrow Elon’s hair naturally.

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

Elon Musk is deleting accounts that post this video of him being booed for 10 minutes last night at a Dave Chapelle show.
He can’t delete us all. Retweet while you still can.
https://t.co/xMq4hgvRG0

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@azisred2024 @FactsDoMatter4 @January6thCmte You’re the arson in this scenario. No cares what you think.

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@GatoPolitico5 @SpanbergerVA07 It’s also easy to misspell “excerpt” apparently.

Also, THAT is what’s most important to you? No wonder Republicans are so terrible at governing.

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@Lahbsta @SpanbergerVA07 @RobSchneider Right, quote the star of “Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo”—the same dude who called wearing a mask in school “child abuse.” That’ll get people to take you seriously.

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@codeofvets 4 degrees and zero common sense 🙄

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@JeffBezos Right, Jeff, this has nothing to do with oil companies deliberately restricting supply to maximize shareholder profits. Even though they fucking said as much.

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@KurtNiceHHL Y’all centrist Dems are digging DEEP for something to piss your pants over.

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@sanderhaugen @TheLSD @IvankaTrump Simple. Don’t deal in absolutes. Use your judgement.

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@BulleitBro @JerryDunleavy

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@BulleitBro @JerryDunleavy Yeah. If only they had the discerning taste and high moral standards of the GOP.

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@__limoman__ @PaulRiz504 @Redistrict @CookPolitical No one ever accused Republicans of being thoughtful, nuanced voters, that’s for damn sure.

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@XLProfessor @RexChapman Not if you consider the fact that you need to stun a rabbit by hitting it hard behind the ears before you can skin and gut it.

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@GoadGatsby Except…he most certainly was there participating

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@nyg_pete @extrabaggs By exercising the very freedom they thought they were fighting for?

Couldn’t agree more.

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@JRFegan As best friends do.

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@RVAwonk A year from now he’ll begin telling us about the economic benefits of apartheid.