Billy Galvin

Group Chief Executive Officer, Universities Superannuation Scheme Limited #USS. Former CEO @TPRgovuk. Extremely likely to be a parody #USSEngage

[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

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GALVINATOR: DARK FATE
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[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

Dear Esteemed #USS members: The Galvinator has received many inquiries about our investment strategy, especially as the $GME affair continues. We reassure you that USS do not buy #stonks (you may lose your money). We prefer #bonds, which are guaranteed to lose your money.

[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

Dear Esteemed #USS members: do you like my new tattoo? #USSEngage

[Josephine Cumbo @JosephineCumbo]

SCOOP: UK universities and staff could see #pension contributions rise to 68% of salary as #USS deficit blows out from £3.6bn to £18bn. https://t.co/w4RtjW54el

[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

My plan 2020

[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

Me at 20 #USSEngage

[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

Sorry I forgot the alarm code at #USS #USSEngage

[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

Dear Esteemed #USS members: Just spending my Christmas in Trump Tower. How about you losers? #USSEngage #UCUstrikesback

[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

Dear Esteemed #USS members: In the past few days, the Galvinator has been inundated with emails, asking me how I'd vote in #GE2019. Some of you suggest I'd vote #ConservativeParty. What a nonsense. The Galvinator always votes Sith #USSEngage #UCUstrikesback

[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

Dear Esteemed #USS members:
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory
#USSEngage #UCUStrikesBack

[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

Esteemed #USS members. I wish there is a very gentle and discreet way to break the news to one of our brilliant Trustees, Professor Sir David Eastwood, that a pink tie does not work well with a pink shirt in general #USSEngage

[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

Dear Esteemed #USS members: Got a picket line? Don't forget the Galvinator is available for hire. My annual salary is £635,000, so if you want to hire The Galvinator out for a day, that'd be £1,800 thank you. Bargain of the century if you ask me #USSEngage #UCUStrikesBack

[USSbriefs @USSbriefs]

Good evening colleagues and students 🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙

We bring you a brand new single from #USS CEO Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator 😮😮😮😮😮

It's called "I Want JEP" 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤

Enjoy #UCUstrike #UCUstrikesback #aesthetic #IwantJEP

[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

@USSbriefs

[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

Dear Esteemed #USS members:

I want love, but it's impossible
A man like me, so irresponsible
A man like me is dead in places
Other men feel liberated
I can't love, shot full of holes
Don't feel nothing, I just feel cold

#USSEngage

[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

Dear extremely esteemed #USS member:

And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
'Cause you know you can survive

#USSEngage

[Adam Tickle. VC. @Adamtickles]

On behalf of University VCs, I would like to thank all the academic staff who plan to break #picket lines next week during the #UCUstrike. Why #strike when you can undermine your colleagues?

To hell with solidarity!!!

#ScabSolidarity

@sussexucu @DameLEGOVC

[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

WILLIAM KENNY GALVINATOR (born 1968, same year as @kylieminogue)

2010: aged 42, my prime
vs.
2019: aged 51, my crime
#USSEngage

[Billy Galvin @USSGalvinator]

Dear Esteemed #USS members: The Galvinator has been reliably informed that somebody has made a parody account of me. So awful! The Galvinator needs another pay rise. #USSEngage