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From the best district (District 2) in the best city (Centennial) in Colorado!

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@RepJasonCrow Hey Jason Crow’s staff!
I am one of Jason Crow’s constituents in 80122 and I have a question.
I think I know the answer but I really hope I am wrong.
When Tren de Aragua took over that block in Aurora how many apartments did Jason visit and on what were the dates?
Thanks!

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@MJTruthUltra Hmm

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@SamAntar @DNIGabbard “Burn bags” is a euphemism for ‘retrieved from a NSA server that stores all internet traffic’

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@mtracey Hahaha

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@DrIverMectinMD @AngieCraigMN Dream.

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@tedlieu Ted Lieu’s never worked in the private sector, never worked under a CEO.

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@RepPettersen Brittany thinks Ukraine is a democracy?

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@Be_Safe79 @Acyn @MazMHussain He was drafted? That’s what you believe is it?

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@daniellismore Sure

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

Also I don’t believe in a god. So for me swearing to god would be lying and making a fool of myself.
I do however like KIng Charles because he’s been amazing at advocating for climate change for so long. Which isn’t a political issue.

[Josh Holmes @HolmesJosh]

The casual DC gun possession crime just floating in the middle of this thing:

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@Be_Safe79 @Acyn @MazMHussain He was drafted was he? News to me.

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@CarolineWren @lymanstoneky Comprehensive and insightful.

[Caroline Wren @CarolineWren]

Can’t wait for Matt Damon to play Graham Platner in a future coming-of-age Netflix film about a spoiled rich kid who acts out as a teenager and is shipped off to an $80K a year boarding school only to get expelled after one semester for sexually assaulting a student then he joins the Marines as a fuck you to his parents and while enlisted he frequently posts on Reddit about how soldiers should bang hookers in Thailand then gets wasted in Croatia and gets a Nazi tattoo before deciding to move back to DC and bartend at Tune Inn where he meets a Blackwater executive who hires him to “work security” in Afghanistan which he does for a year before moving home to Maine to sell oysters to his mom and run for the U.S. Senate.

Give it the Oscar already.

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@RoxannRider @MargaritaDali1 💯

[Rider @RoxannRider]

Google Earth is going to need to update this to a beautiful reflecting pool and not a goose poop green scum pond

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@PhilForColorado @Konola4Colorado Oh no! Is Phony Phil talking about ‘reproductive freedom’?

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@duglystick @JoshKraushaar Thanks for that mental image Friend

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@JoshKraushaar That’s enough internet for me tonight 🤮

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@MNPatriot1775 @AngieCraigMN Oh no @MNPatriot1775 called me a commie and blocked me

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@MNPatriot1775 @AngieCraigMN Hallmark says: Every nightmare is a stepping stone to your greatest dreams.

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@tedlieu @SecRubio Nobody cares. Biden’s best days was when he was asleep.