USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈

Fellatrant Chub
Aspiring homemade porn producer
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[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

I like to say, to illustrate that you're serious about hooking up with me, show me your face pic and say, "I love blowing chubs, and I host near you." That's the surest way to make a sex date. Face/Chubs/Host.

Forget Regina George -- let's make FCH happen!

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

@JohnThomas_Fans Can you please, please, always include films with this view? You're amazing from all angles, but this is the best of the best.

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

If a hairy guy with a swimmer's build is exclusively a cock-rider, do we call him an Ottom or a Botter?

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

I will never not want to watch this.

[Priam Bigspoon 🍆🐽🦶🏻 @BigspoonXXL]

Hungry for his load
@TallCroatianXXL 🍆🥵

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

Again...Not everyone can be born as gorgeous as this man. But don't let that stop anyone from pampering and enjoying cock as much as he does.
Life is short. Make good memories. Take sexy videos.

[BFGlenn @TheBFGlenn]

When I write a hookup profile, every response is brainless, unsexy chit chat.
When I write a profile seeking new friends and penpals, I get only thirsty responses, often with pics of really unappealing body parts.
The "Male Loneliness Epidemic" has a cure:
Literacy.

[Glenn Hall 🏳️‍🌈💙 🪷🍌🟦 @TallMisterHall]

A transactional "compliment" is no compliment at all.

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

Me: answer in my profile all the boring questions guys always ask me
him: rudely ignores my profile and asks those boring questions
Me: refrain from replying with rudeness even though wasting my time is rude
him: "Why are you ignoring me? Rude."
Me: [to self] "Bullet Dodged."

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

4/
Guys: Remember what it's like to go to the bar or bath house, and that creepy guy keeps hitting on you?

Sometimes, to other people, YOU are that guy.

Only, I'd let you blow me at the bar or bath house.
Assuming you're not wearing a ski mask like a burglar.

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

1/
Men are wild.
I'm not a catch to most men, and I have no interest in pretending to be. I don't go barking up the wrong tree. It's entirely fair to expect the same in return. It's entirely fair not to tell you what my profile already told you, and you ignored.

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

3/
I've had some spectacular offers from men way out of my league, so handsome I can't wear pants for hours after seeing them -- but even then, if hooking up isn't a real possibility, it boils down to sexting, and that gets old fast without a social component.

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

Given the choice, I think I could give up sex the rest of my life to be this man's cameraman. Just watching him on video is better head than most men deliver IRL.

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

I'm working on a visual pun... Is there a part of a modern nursing uniform that's visible on a man while he's blowing someone, so people know he's a "nurse on my cock?"

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

@ShrinkXServeTM Well, I didn't mind what I saw in the mirror last time I got a fresh haircut. Still, without the extra weight, I even felt moderately attractive in West Hollywood -- and that never happens. Course then I wasted it on The Troll Under The Bridge, so that's a bad example.

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

I wonder, in a couple years when I'm lean and trim again, if it's possible for a silver daddy to still have a sugar daddy...

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

@ShrinkXServeTM Yeah... It would be nice to invite you over, and never wear pants again. Well, I guess long enough for us to get to a trailhead, before we find a nice spot to stop so you can give me trail head.

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

I think it every time... This guy is a 10 out of 10 already, but anyone who is the least bit insecure about his looks should be filmed like this. Sucking dick really can save the world, and Antoine is a world leader. Learn by his example.

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

I get it. Statistically, few of us are as gorgeous as this man. But trust me, the #POVBJ is going to show you off at your best. Make love to the cock, yes, but also make love to the other head with your eyes.

[USwallowMine 🏳️‍🌈 @USwallowMine]

Anyone who likes to get filmed like this should definitely lemme know. This guy is 100% my type -- but you don't have to be. All you have to do is make love to the camera this way. A man has TWO heads. Pay attention to both.