Tuco

God
Man United
Tailor🪡🧵✂️
Messi is the 🐐

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

Apart from rapists and false accusers of rape what other people deserve to be beaten with this?

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

This girl just dey pack impression from her football takes lately....we have found our Bernese.

[RUTH 🇨🇦 @it_Rutie]

A journalist challenged Messi to score from behind the goal… Messi did it on the FIRST try while laughing. 😭🐐

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

@Zlatan_Ibile The only thing I need rn😤

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

So what?

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

David Ornstein will break an exclusive that nobody has talked about before, then stay quiet until there’s an actual update. Then other journalists will keep rewarming the same news every transfer market day.

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

Fat Messi wan take Casillas life that year 😭😂💔

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

This is how you do it.

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

E get pictures way you go see, you go just know say e no fit be naija😭

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

You don’t need therapy, you just need to go hiking.

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

Oga stop this nonsense..she dunked on your small club joor.

[MVR💔😈 @BIG_MVR]

Oh na woman

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

This kind of football banter in 2026? Omo!!
Well a slave will always be a slave..

[CRIX @OnyChr2020]

Who’s more better with English..

[pips_cocaine 📈 @pips_cocaine]

To be honest, all you need to fix your life is INSANE level of discipline and consistency.

That’s the only way you win and bring those your dreams into reality.

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

You don dey press this kin funds for her na why.

[Toby🦦 @iamtobyfr]

This one de test her juju 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

@FabrizioRomano 25 million for this fraud?
Nah... The inflation in this transfer market is on another level.

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

@coolhandnori I beg you with Jehovah...no use this brain cross road oo

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

@OurFavOnlineDoc What is this dumb tweet?😭

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

@Bigdunss @sli_god Instead of you to just shut up you're still showing how dumb you are? Omo!!

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

@thebigdammy It is impossible to log on Twitter for 30 minutes and not see a dumb tweet from a girl😭

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

@Boyalone333 @avrilamaka Just rest bro

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

Make I rush go follow I love your premium tears so much😭😂💔

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

@Eva_Sommie The issue here you think you're saying something very smart but you're just being a fool tbh.

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

I like as na only you dey your cs😂😂

[𝒥𝒶𝓎 @Jeraelle_]

if women could order sperm there’d be no use of men

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

@xininhobikerboy @BackroadGee_ Argue with your brain bro ...
He's simply saying they have great players which is a fact. Refute him you idiot.

[Tuco @UTD_Tuco]

May Jehovah not allow us to useless in..
Germany
South Africa
Brazil
Russia
Qatar
Mexico, Canada and USA😭