(fan) HODAIAH

FOOTBALL CONTENT CREATOR , MAN U | JUVE | FC MOBILE | IT intern at SOUND CITY

[Faka001🦅 @Fakaofwest1]

Women will never understand how Male settings works

Invite a woman to a hangout with your guys and she’ll think the person that foot the bill that day is the “leader” of the group😹😹

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

I saw a tweet that Nigerians are pretending to know Dolly Parton. Leemao!

We didn’t have the same local upbringing, my son!

[Goke🍹 @gokehq]

God, me sef wan get the experience of turtle biting my yansh in Zanzibar

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

15m don finish, From Chowdeck to garri 😂

[‏ِ @karoblaqx]

in your 20s as african man. atleast do yourself the favour of seeing what you look like with long hair. dreads or braids or whatever. don’t die being on low cut all your life bc of african standards.

[Engr Olami @Engr_Ashile]

1.2m

[Rado 🎈 @thee_ovie]

As JP no get haters, you no like am abi?

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Carreras is a disgrace, that goal is on him.

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

Ghosting a baddie because you’re broke is a different type of pain 😮‍💨😂

TGC 26

[ajay @1meajay]

as you dey use money entice another man babe because you wan marry am so, just make sure say there’s more as to why she dey marry you sha, make sure say e pass that your money or because say na you “ready” or “serious” o, because na there okafor’s law effective pass.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

It's the Champions League draw day

[Tee @Tea_ayo_]

Was explaining the concept of “comfortable silence” to this woman today
She was worried we were running out of things to say to each other cos it gets really quiet on the phone these days and I had to tell her we had gotten to the….

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

At some point, you’ll just have to agree that Burna isn’t on anybody’s level.

[That girl @Priye644455]

I still remember this one time I booked a hotel room because I had a shoot to do, and my boyfriend’s friend happened to see me there.

The funniest part is he saw me, and acted like he didn’t see me. 😭

I was confused, so I was actually the one who called him.

“Hey! I just saw you. What are you doing here?”

[honest30bgfan @honest30bgfan_]

Walahi I see Wizkid notification now now but I no see watin e post. Anybody with screenshot? 👀

[𝕀 𝕆 𝕊 🃏 @ibraheemosule]

If you’re a RW left-footed footballer, message Liverpool on LinkedIn

[willinill! @willinilli024]

Phyna go don use water ruin this Lamborghini seat😭😭

[✌🏼Honey Bomb 🌻 @honeyybomb]

Blaming hormones for murder is like men blaming testosterone for rape.

I said what I said.

[Trupac @MrM8rix]

Bitches say shit like this then turn on love island