UTIBEABASI

[UTIBEABASI @UTIBEABASI_BEN]

@Emtee600 @Wizarab10 I don't know what you do but if people trust you it'll be much earlier

[PATO PATO🇳🇬🇺🇸 @peculiarpat1]

Please, if you haven’t, take a few minutes and read the quotes under Ifeanyichukwu Samuel's post.

This quote from Dimma made me laugh and sad at the same time, but it buttresses the Peter Obi I have always known: easygoing in appearance but very firm in his actions and beliefs.

Also, watch the video I attached. That is the Obi many of you don't know.

[Lekan Olayinka @lekan_olayinka1]

Also, Peter Obi is not a “lesser evil”.

I am again begging us all to have moral clarity.

The man who said if anyone finds N5 that he embezzled should come forward and he’d leave the race:

That man is not a “lesser evil” I am begging you guys.

The man who has donated more money to education and health from his own purse more than the CapEx for health by the government is not a “lesser evil”.

The man who left no debt but actual surplus in the treasury of the state he governed is not a “lesser evil”.

The man who has successfully without any corruption led as:

Chairman of Fidelity Bank Plc

Director of Fidelity Bank Plc

Chairman of Next International Nigeria Ltd

Chairman of Guardian Express Mortgage Bank Ltd

Chairman of Future View Securities Ltd

Chairman of Paymaster Nigeria Ltd

Chairman of Chams Nigeria Plc

Director of Chams Nigeria Plc

Director of Data Corp Ltd

Director of Card Centre Plc

Independent Non-Executive Director of Nigeria LNG Ltd:

Is not a “lesser evil”.

The man who went to Egypt to study how to make power constant for you is not a lesser evil.

The man who said he wouldn’t tax you unless he has prospered you isn’t a lesser evil.

The “lesser evil” bifurcation came when we wanted to choose between a corrupt incompetent Buhari and a corrupt incompetent Atiku.

I don’t really like politics Twitter. But I’m saying this so we all have moral clarity.

I am begging us all. Please, let’s dump these contrarian virtue signaling.

I am begging.

We are up against vicious people. These are the people who have witnessed around 5 generals and colonels die and nothing is moving them.

I am begging you all, please.

[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

INEC is now hiring protesters.
Edakun
We are finished.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Zenith Bank moved from about ₦64 to over ₦100 in weeks. Not hype. Not luck. Real value unlock.

And here’s the part many are not saying out loud:

Since @Adaora_Umeoji (Dr.) Adaora Umeoji, OON, GMD/CEO of Zenith Bank Plc, stepped in, things feel different. They are having one of the strongest runs in Nigeria’s financial sector right now.

Share price movement:
₦64 → ₦100+

That is not hype. That is fundamentals + investor confidence. Analysts once said Zenith was undervalued, trading at just ~0.5x book value. Meaning the market was sleeping on it. Fast forward to now, upgrades everywhere.

Buy. Overweight. Outperform.

Profitability? This part is key:
@Adaora_Umeoji came in, and within weeks:
- cleaned up ₦1.2 trillion in loans
- reclassified ₦1.4 trillion exposures

No long talk. Just action.

Market saw it. Trusted it. Rewarded it. @ZenithBank is consistently ranked among the most profitable banks in Nigeria. And 2025 full-year results are about to drop 👀

Expansion mode activated
● Manchester branch just launched
● Presence in Europe, Middle East & Africa
● More African cities coming in 2026
● Listing under London’s Stock Exchange

The strategy is clear. No rushed acquisitions. Just steady, organic global growth. In a volatile economy, Zenith is positioning itself as a “fortress stock” - stable, profitable, and still growing

This is one bank to watch out for. @ZenithBank, we see you!

[Elliot @elliot_solution]

An American bank partnered with a Nigerian man to launder $308 million of Nigerian government money.

The money left Nigeria through American banks. It then sat quietly in a shell company for years while the man lived comfortably in Texas.

In 2003 American authorities arrested him. He spent six months in federal detention in the United States waiting to be tried.

Before the trial happened he offered to return $163 million.

America accepted. He flew back to Nigeria.

Nobody questioned him. Nobody charged him. Nobody prosecuted him.

He ran for Senate and won. He ran for Governor and won. He ran for Governor again and won.

America returned the $308 million his operation had laundered.

The new president then put him in cabinet.

America did not trust Nigeria with the $308 million.

They tied every dollar to three specific roads. Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. Abuja-Kano Road. Second Niger Bridge.

They even included a clawback clause. Misuse one dollar, pay it all back.

Why the conditions? Because previous loot returned to Nigeria had already disappeared.

Nigeria's own government told the court they had no record of how the earlier billions were spent.

A man who laundered billions is currently Nigeria's Minister of Budget and Economic Planning.

He decides how Nigeria spends its money.

💀🇳🇬🇺🇸

[A D É K Ú N L É 🩵 @kunle_pata]

There was a report I used to send to China every single day. It would take me a solid 2–3 hours of focused work, no shortcuts, just pure effort.

Then one day, while I was in the shower, an idea hit me. I didn’t even wait, I rushed out, grabbed my laptop, and tried it immediately. From that moment on, what used to take hours started taking less than 30 minutes.

That experience stayed with me. Yes, we all need grace in what we do. But sometimes, it’s not about grinding endlessly or working hard all the time…it’s about stepping back, thinking differently, and working smart.

Now turn the ladder upside down. Move smart.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

This is how to cure razor bumps after shaving.

Oya rush to YouTube to watch the full video (link in the comments)

[UTIBEABASI @UTIBEABASI_BEN]

Mtchew for all of you

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Last night, I was partying in a club with my husband & I was gone like "can't see straight, dancing with my eyes closed"
He didn't drink a single sip. He just smiled & said, "It's your night. Enjoy it, I've got you."
We danced, we kissed, he kept telling me I look cute when I'm drunk. The night ended with me literally passing out on his shoulder.
He carried me to the car, buckled me in like I was fragile, drove us home, changed my clothes, tucked me into bed, & slept beside me one arm wrapped around me..
In the morning, I woke up with a headache...& saw him sleeping like an exhausted little panda.
"That's when I realised, I married a man who gave up on his fun just to keep me safe.. who protected me in my weakest state.. A man who chooses me every single day"

[UTIBEABASI @UTIBEABASI_BEN]

@Arsenalfor34711 @perezfooty @GbengaWemimo The elder probably knows them and knows their character. Hence, predicted a 'likely outcome'.

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

In 2014, YouTuber Kenny Veach, an experienced desert hiker and explorer, told his followers he had discovered a very strange cave somewhere in the Southern Nevada desert.

In one of his videos, Kenny explained that the cave’s entrance looked like a perfect, capital letter “M.” He said he usually explored every cave he found, but this one felt different. As he got closer to the entrance, he claimed his entire body began to vibrate. The nearer he moved toward the cave, the stronger and more frightening the sensation became. Overcome with fear, he backed away and left, saying it was the only cave that had ever scared him like that.

About a month later, Kenny announced he was going back to find the cave again, this time to document it more carefully. That hike would be his last.

Kenny Veach never returned. When he failed to come home, search-and-rescue teams and volunteers combed the desert near areas he was known to explore. His camera was later found near an abandoned mine shaft, but no sign of Kenny himself was ever recovered. His phone activity stopped, and there have been no confirmed sightings or communications from him since.

To this day, Kenny Veach’s disappearance remains unsolved, with theories ranging from an accidental fall to disorientation in extreme desert terrain, while the mysterious “M-shaped cave” has never been verified.

[UTIBEABASI @UTIBEABASI_BEN]

😂😂😂😂
Shit got real

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

A Chinese man comes to America...

He brought all of his money over in RMB, so he went to a bank with 1000RMB and asked them to change it into dollars.

The teller takes his money and gives him $650.

A week later, he's out of cash and goes back to the bank with another 1000RMB.

He gives it to the teller, and this time he only gets $625 back.

Perplexed, he asks the teller in a heavy Chinese accent.

"Hey, how come last time I get $650 dollar, this time only $625 dollar"

The teller shrugs and says, "Fluctuations"

The Chinese man flies into a rage and storms out of the bank, and as he slams the door, he turns and yells

"FLUC U AMERICANS TOO"

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

A Chinese man comes to America...

He brought all of his money over in RMB, so he went to a bank with 1000RMB and asked them to change it into dollars.

The teller takes his money and gives him $650.

A week later, he's out of cash and goes back to the bank with another 1000RMB.

He gives it to the teller, and this time he only gets $625 back.

Perplexed, he asks the teller in a heavy Chinese accent.

"Hey, how come last time I get $650 dollar, this time only $625 dollar"

The teller shrugs and says, "Fluctuations"

The Chinese man flies into a rage and storms out of the bank, and as he slams the door, he turns and yells

"FLUC U AMERICANS TOO"

[UTIBEABASI @UTIBEABASI_BEN]

😂😂😂

[Chimaforkeeps🧘🏾☮️ @Chimaforkeeps]

I knew playboy and womanizing wasn’t for me when I caught feelings for a one night stand

She was like “oga it’s one night stand for a reason nau u aren’t supposed to call and check on me”

I was so embarrassed 😂😂😂

[UTIBEABASI @UTIBEABASI_BEN]

Reason I never give comments when they quarrel or fight

[Bayelsa|Warri Twytter Queen 👑 @BrayelaLayefa]

You see married couples trust them at your own peril.
So today one of my patients fought with his wife seriously we had to intervene, he said she's a bad woman and he doesn't want to see her, she shouldn't even get him food that he'll never eat her food, he finally chased her out of the ward.
We pleaded but he refused that she must leave so we told her to leave for peace sake.
2 hours later I stepped out to get something when I came back inside I scanned through the ward like I always do and I noticed someone on one of the bed with obvious round glutes laying in a very "one kind manner".
I began to wonder since when did I nurse female patients in my ward, I went closer to take a look and ask the person to stand up from the bed, low and behold it was this man's wife laying on his bed while he sat watching over her as they both gisted.😳😳😲 I was in utter shock and disbelief, I had to ask "what's going on here sir, I thought you don't want to see her here? This man sheepishly smiled saying we've settled.

[Moonlight 🌙 ✨ @Moonlight_myths]

My husband and his side chick who hapends to be my house help, this is how she dress when I'm not around.

l've had a household helper for over 4 years now. I paid for her school, covered all her needs, and sent her salary straight to her mother every month, just like she asked.
She is now 25. The disrespect this gurl started giving all began when my husband started making passes at her.
She actually told me about it, and I spoke to him. I had good plans for this girl; she'd been great with me and the kids, and I didn't want to let her go. But as time went on, she gradually gave in.

[Mukadam Boluwatife @BoluwatifeMk]

Guysss, something happened this night. I was about to step out with my neighbors to get my drugs and Suya, and since it's student area,we make transfers here, I didn't bother holding cash but the Holy Spirit told me to go back and take any change I could— I took 200 naira.

You all won't believe the first person I met that spoke to me outside was a beggar, he faced me only while blocking my path a lil bit, he said "nkankan te ba ni lowo" I quickly gave him the 200 naira and he said another thing while I was leaving which I can't disclose. I was really shocked but I'm so glad I listened fr, praise be to God.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I know this is gonna piss so many people off but there is a popular saying on the Chinese internet says "Even a top tier man is just an average woman". Someone wrote "A man who doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat, doesn't drink, doesn't gamble, no criminal records, stable job, cooks, cleans, emotionally stable, kind to his family is a kind of man that's so rare, but honestly every one of my female friends meets that standards and even more, so yeah even the best man is just an average woman" omg Shakespeare could never!!!😭😭

[Dr Tolu @tolubinutu]

Common Habits That Quietly Wreck Your Health!

(1) NOT DRYING YOUR TOWEL AFTER USE: Exposes you to bacteria and fungi that can wreck your skin.

(2) BITING YOUR NAILS: You're not just biting nails; you're biting E. coli, fungi & poop bacteria.

(3) USING THE SAME KITCHEN SPONGE FOR WEEKS: That sponge is dirtier than your toilet seat. Replace often

(4) SITTING TOO LONG EVERY DAY: > 6 hours of sitting daily raises heart issue risk. Move every 30-45 minutes.

(5) ALWAYS STAYING INDOORS: Chronic self-isolation raises stress hormones & can shorten your life.

(6) SCROLLING ON YOUR PHONE BEFORE BED: This habit is why many people struggle to sleep well

(7) NOT PEEING AFTER SEX (FOR WOMEN): Sex can push bacteria into the urinary tract. Pee soon after

(8) BEING NEGATIVE ALL THE TIME: It raises stress hormones. Negative people actually tend to die earlier.

[UTIBEABASI @UTIBEABASI_BEN]

HAPPY NEW YEAR