Unwholly Matrimony

David and Kristen
Couch co-op and tabletop games!

[Unwholly Matrimony @UWMatrimony]

https://t.co/uhcK6kBcrQ

[KristebWife @KristebWife]

Does anyone else's cat cause a mess just to get attention? This morning it was swishing her tail in fireplace ash.

[KristebWife @KristebWife]

Remember, remember the 5ᵗʰ of November
The gunpower, treason & plot
I know of no reason
Why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot

5 years ago today I married the man of my dreams & my best friend, @megachrist15. Here's to our marriage going down in flames with Guy Fawkes.

[Ranting Lunatic @megachrist15]

5 years ago today I mad the best decision I'll ever make.
I married the strongest, most trustworthy, brilliant woman in the world. Her beauty staggers me every day, and she makes me laugh constantly. @KristebWife I love you so much, I'm so honored to be your husband.

[KristebWife @KristebWife]

Everyday my dog asks for help getting up on the couch and every time she steals my spot.

[KristebWife @KristebWife]

@SpencerKlavan I prefer farm fresh. How about you?

[Ranting Lunatic @megachrist15]

Oh look we just had this conversation so hard that we both tweeted about it.

[KristebWife @KristebWife]

Just a reminder: the only things the government produces are rules. The government only receives money because it takes money. It has no income and no products. "Government funded" does not exist. Everything is taxpayer funded.

[Ranting Lunatic @megachrist15]

The government has no income. It takes money from you. It sells your rights back to you in the form of licenses. Their products are rules and regulation.

This is a conversation my wife and I just had.

[KristebWife @KristebWife]

My dog thinks that squirrels and car horns are actually in the TV, yet is never concerned about the people in the TV when I watch horror movies...

[KristebWife @KristebWife]

@megachrist15 I hope you aren't drinking from this glass....
#CatsofTwittter #BlackCats

[KristebWife @KristebWife]

Hello there, baby girl.
#DogsofTwittter

[KristebWife @KristebWife]

I'm suspicious that @FedEx is also having mass sickouts/walkouts due to mask mandates. I have had 3 packages this week make it to a local FedEx warehouse, then sit there for 3-5 days. Is this happening to anyone else? Does anyone have inside info?

[Ranting Lunatic @megachrist15]

Does our culture just not believe in grace or forgiveness anymore?

[KristebWife @KristebWife]

To brighten your day.
#Goats #Homestead #Farms #Happy #Dance

[KristebWife @KristebWife]

Couch hog.
#blackcats #CatsOfTwitter #fall

[KristebWife @KristebWife]

When you sleep in and the cozy fire is almost gone. 💤 🔥
@megachrist15
#sadlife #Staffordshire #pitbull #DogsofTwittter #cozyvibes #fall

[Unwholly Matrimony @UWMatrimony]

Trying out a (new) deck building dungeon crawler: Vault of the Void created by @JoshBruceArt. Come check it out!
https://t.co/L0T6QbH0wa

[Unwholly Matrimony @UWMatrimony]

UnwhollyMatrimony is now streaming live on Twitch! Come checkout Vault of the Void. https://t.co/IbJH7z7446

[Unwholly Matrimony @UWMatrimony]

@JanuaryAndOn @LighthawkTwitch Hmmm. Guess I never cared. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯