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A Cosmic Joke, You're the Punchline!

[sudno ᛊᛊ @sudno_ss]

For my orthofollowers

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

That time William Shatner was emotional explaining how it felt to take his first flight into outer space and Jeff Bezos cut him off to spray champagne. Like a scene straight out of The Office

[We Rave You @weraveyou]

This guy is bringing back the iconic Tecktonik dance that took over the internet in the late 2000s. Who remembers these dance moves?

🎥: cheba_man/IG

[Spectre @spectre0799]

2 Hard 4 The Radio but the beat is Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

[micheal @godsb0y]

going back to work after drinking all weekend

[Blind Bear 🐻🕶️ @BlindBearMedia]

The day Sean Strickland broke the internet

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Listen and learn - how to master corporate speak: 👏

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[$ɪɴ @fellofffella]

@justprince They took the bumper off for that stupid custom light fixture

[Ivy (Feeble Parasite) @stuntedaphidcel]

you ever think about how genuinely humiliating it is to be advertised at every day of your life in every public space

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

BREAKING: Video gone viral of crypto bro pissing himself at notorious Miami nightclub Elleven during the Consensus afterparty https://t.co/7tBwVkSLNF

[OnlyBangers @OnlyBangersEth]

Bro pulled off the ultimate escape. Pure cinema

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Elon Musk: "If you punish people too much for failure, then they will respond accordingly, and the innovation you will get will be very incrementalist

Nobody's gonna try anything bold for fear of getting fired or being punished in some way. So risk-reward must be balanced and favor taking bold moves, otherwise it will not happen"

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

Average day for a man before Excel existed...

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Accurate

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

He speaks LinkedIn very well!

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how it feels to have just polished off a 30 rack with your boys in the garage after a day of breaking shit when you see the headlights coming up the driveway of your girlboss breadwinner wife's mercedes GLS

[GreenMan @GreenManReports]

Ancient Roman Brainrot:

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

I’d bet most of them come from seriously wealthy families.

But they’re downwardly mobile, and that resentment drives their politics: they want you to subsidize the lifestyle they’ve chosen.

I guess LARPing is easier than calling Mom and Dad and apologizing.