jordan

@ipo_studios | crypto propagandist and storyteller

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

Fresh off raising $250k @Evanrrama is bringing prediction markets to the streets with @crshmarket

00:00 — Why dating betting flopped
01:27 — The markets that actually print
04:41 — The Clav x Neon deal
09:30 — Why no one in crypto is paying streamers
11:02 — "Twitter is the play. Stop trying to leave."
13:20 — Why 20-year-olds don't give a fuck about crypto
14:13 — 4 VCs and 2 podcasters DM'd. All scams.
19:16 — How a streamer party actually gets manufactured
23:56 — The endgame

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

@CryptoTubeYT @blknoiz06 Fr tho😭

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

we are tired @blknoiz06

[Ansem @blknoiz06]

44.44 44,444 888 seem like good spots

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

@ABC7 Escuela on beverly

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

Bought BTC, ETH, SOL instead of HYPE, ZEC, NEAR

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

You’re normie friends are usually a buy signal (right?)

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

@blknoiz06 time to get a j-o-b

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

@shu_bit_ Rizzmr

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

> Helps get crypto in bed with Potus
> BTC tops soon after inauguration
> BTC down 60% since elecrion
> Country vibes ATL

Feels like he wasted his career in crypto, nice

[Ryan Selkis (Solomon) 👤 @Selkis_2028]

Feel like I wasted a decade of my career and an industry with potential and high hopes became a decrepit and ineffective life boat right before we really needed it to work.

The resolution of the crypto experiment.

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

@fra_mosterts havent been in a few years. i need to get back!

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

A personal observation: many Italians I meet in crypto are math chads

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

"Crypto's problem is capital formation, not the infrastructure."

"All the launchpads we have so far… they do meme coins. Others do meme coins with additional steps."

My full conversation with @fra_mosterts and @0x_Ytocin from @umia_finance

0:00 — Intro
00:17 — What Umia actually is
07:58 — The Arbitrum freeze and "voting by vibes"
14:51 — Owning a ticker and nothing else
10:47 — Why decision markets never worked
24:16 — The builder's real problem: capital can't keep up with the code
27:29 — The peanut butter test
31:34 — Why another launchpad?
35:33 — The free-rider problem and where the yield is
40:01 — What "agentic ventures" means
41:27 — What's launching on Umia
42:43 — When does it ship

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

@spenders_club @winternet Tis is gonna be fire

[Digital Spenders Club @spenders_club]

Winternet Explorer: leaving the trenches and going IRL to see what’s actually going on in the world of consumer crypto.

There’s no stupid questions.

Episode 1 dropping Friday.

@winternet

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

@Bh2800 rizzmr

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

@notthreadguy I fk w these

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

Oh my god

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

@mert zank

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

@nikitabier @alphafox is it rolled out to every US user? I dont seem to have access

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

@0x_Ytocin @fra_mosterts @umia_finance lets do it again sometime

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

"Crypto's problem is capital formation, not the infrastructure."

"All the launchpads we have so far… they do meme coins. Others do meme coins with additional steps."

My full conversation with @fra_mosterts and @0x_Ytocin from @umia_finance

0:00 — Intro
00:17 — What Umia actually is
07:58 — The Arbitrum freeze and "voting by vibes"
14:51 — Owning a ticker and nothing else
10:47 — Why decision markets never worked
24:16 — The builder's real problem: capital can't keep up with the code
27:29 — The peanut butter test
31:34 — Why another launchpad?
35:33 — The free-rider problem and where the yield is
40:01 — What "agentic ventures" means
41:27 — What's launching on Umia
42:43 — When does it ship

[NFTboi 🥷 @nftboi_]

Great episode on @umia_finance

Coming to EVM soon - thanks @cryptosmiff for the coverage!

🤝

[jordan @cryptosmiff]

@jemelehill why tf is he code switchin lol