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Workin on a sponsorship with MiraLAX cause my shits hard

[J @Uber_Driver_J]

@FirstSquawk "Shorting _____ with a price target of $0.02" - Andrew Left

[J @Uber_Driver_J]

@SaltMystic I can see him now, doing math in his head to this music.

[J @Uber_Driver_J]

@SaltMystic Where’d it go

[J @Uber_Driver_J]

@chicagosmayor Here's some science for you. Devil Dawgs LP has 4.4 stars and 281 reviews. They are shutting down. Allocate some money to them NOW.

[J @Uber_Driver_J]

@NAMELESS was that supposed to happen?

[J @Uber_Driver_J]

@sareco85 @elonmusk yikes

[J @Uber_Driver_J]

Savage dud

[J @Uber_Driver_J]

Can’t wait for #PLTR to break through! #TSLA #NIO #Tesla #Palantir

[J @Uber_Driver_J]

Get em

[J @Uber_Driver_J]

@SaltMystic Yeah sometimes you just gotta take a nap before school starts and then you wake up and pee your pants, it happens!

[J @Uber_Driver_J]

@MarcRandazzo75 @colesmurphy

[J @Uber_Driver_J]

He should have let the police do their job and if he felt they weren’t doing it well enough then he should have been joining the protest lmao

[J @Uber_Driver_J]

The Irony of Kenosha; Kyle Rittenhouse believed the cops were so bad at their job that he, a 17 year old kid, had to go help out... Sounds like he was team #ACAB from the start. When you really think about it he was on the wrong side of that protest, but too dumb to realize it.

[J @Uber_Driver_J]

I remember being a little kid thinking I had solved traffic by telling my mom to take the road next the highway

[J @Uber_Driver_J]

Fuck a presidential debate I wanna see them try to assemble IKEA furniture together for an hour and a half.

[Mantis @YoungMantis2]

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