lady_Phoebe

An unbothered Man U fan, proudly igbo....am just here for the comments 🍃

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

"Are you busy?"
Me: No

*Incoming video call*

[lady_Phoebe @Udphebe]

@Dorren06 Real i legit just said this

[lady_Phoebe @Udphebe]

@Preshmilano Sounds like a name of a condom🤣🤣

[lady_Phoebe @Udphebe]

@azimutaal Log off nau

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

Spain has played so well jor.

[𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐀 @Auntyadaa]

“I sent her money when she had nothing”

Na the time be this o

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

Yes, the government is useless, but those of you throwing plastics and trash out of your car windows are part of the problem too

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Una sure say que sera go still sera?

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[lady_Phoebe @Udphebe]

@UdensiAugustine Ohk

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

no single butterfly in my belly again
only rice

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

You people are not dating if you don’t actually go out on dates. Every time “come to my house”. Pls go out.

[Misheline Mutuzo @Lord_Mutuzo]

“To every girl who said “This is not how I want to live for the rest of my life” and walked away- girlhood is so proud of you”

-Thank you❤️

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

Because I work from home in sweatpants, my husband's family assumed I was basically a housewife with a side gig. During a holiday dinner, they corporate-lectured me about "contributing more to the family legacy" and suggested I take over the bookkeeping for my father-in-law’s struggling construction firm for free. My husband nodded along, saying, "It'll give you something real to do." I leaned back, smiled, and said, "The federal government currently pays my consultancy firm $250 an hour to audit state infrastructure spending. If I look at your books for free, it’s a massive conflict of interest. Plus, based on what you just described, you can't afford my retainer." Nobody passed the gravy after that.

[BIG JADA🍒 @JADAlynnn5]

Please pray about everything ! Your mood swings, your temper, your ego, your insecurities, your mindset, your self love, your emotional state, your environment, your relationships, your lack of motivation, your lack of execution, your attraction to bad ppl ! PRAY ABOUT IT ALL !

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

Nobody tells you how hard it is to rewire your brain so you can allow amazing things to happen to you after so much trauma or hurt. Blessings exist, good people exist, a softer life exists. Let it happen.

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ🤍 @Bigdebs222]

in the eastern part of Nigeria I grew up watching kids with Down syndrome getting called “mbe”. They get laughed at, isolated, mocked by their school peers.

Their parents are constantly overwhelmed. The child and parents have to suffer emotionally, financially, mentally. But you, especially you in Nigeria is telling me terminating a pregnancy when the fetus has been detected to have DS is evil, Mtchew.

You lot irritate me pls

[Muna @Munalozy]

If who dey work fit broke like this, I pity who no dey work.

😥😢