Drunken Ueckers

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[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

@BRosensan Hicks demonstrated excellent homebrewing skills and we think the kid could be a great addition if he's able to pick up some bottling techniques.

Oh, and he throws really damn hard. We like that, too.

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

"It is his kindness, humility, and love for family and friends that we will hold closest to our hearts"

- The Uecker Family

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

...and if we can do the same, that's the best eulogy we can give the man. Now if you'll excuse us, we need to wrap up winter meetings so we can go cry in the clubhouse until spring. 3/3

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

Well, shit.

We've been quiet here this offseason, but more than anything we wanted to bring a title to Harry Doyle Memorial to celebrate with Ueck. It's gutting to say goodbye to our patriarch, and we're going to do our best to send him off in style. 1/

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

#ThankYouUeck

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

This is about to be an incredibly emotional season for us, and we're going to need each and every one of you to bring as much energy and joy to the ballpark as Bob did every single day. Ueck lived life the whole damn way to the end, 2/

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

@BRosensan Bob, we pay his cell phone bill every season. If he forgot to charge the battery after he went home for the offseason, that's on him.

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

@TWIDynasty2016 @adamjsawyertan You mean DU(B), like what we just put up for the fourth time in five weeks?

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

Congrats to @JoseAltuve27, @MrLapara, @bryceharper3, @will_smith30, @mookiebetts, @HeliotRamos, and to Rags, Webbie, ReyLo, Lugo and @ClayHolmes21 (seems like most of our SP don't have much use for the tweets). Go win the chugging contest, gang.

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

Proud to be nearly doubling up every other team in the league in All Star nominations. We seek excellence in all forms here at Harry Doyle Memorial (liquid and otherwise), and our boys will be sure to teach the rest of the league about proper core support thru a keg stand derby.

[This Week in Dynasty @TWIDynasty2016]

Full breakdown by division:

Fargas
BRM/CoV 6
Burning River 3
Beach 2

Mungo
CW/Hellfish 6
WGDR 3
O4AP 2

Chamberlain
HRU 6
@BMBarnstormers 4
TTP 3
Fog City 2

Hazewood
DU 11
@HLTBaseball 3
Sea Turtles/Bichette 2

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

@adamjsawyertan

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

@HLTBaseball

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

@HRU_Baseball @HLTBaseball @BRosensan Greatest prayer ever prayed was by a hungover Jimmy Dugan. Who, to be fair, favored a flask of strong spirits more than a bottle of wine.

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

@BRosensan After last night, Altuve's getting the day off, as is the starting rotation. They were apparently taking turns helping Jose with keg stands and are all feeling a little green behind the gills this morning.

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

@BMBarnstormers @HRU_Baseball You brought the moonshine, right? Got across county lines without any issue with the local cops?

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

@LukeShigeo The best alcohol is free alcohol (with several notable exceptions), so if Kikuchi is buying? We're happy to raise a glass with him.

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

Yusei is officially an honorary Uecker, no matter what squad he plays for.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Yusei Kikuchi sharing his Yamazaki whiskey with his teammates when the team wins when he starts. 🥃

Feel free to share with me too. 🙏

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

@HRU_Baseball * Knock twice on the last stall in any bathroom after the seventh inning and an attendant will unlock the door for you. Make sure you stand back or the ice will get into your shoes, and bring cash for the *ahem* non-alcoholic kegs we keep in there.

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

@HRU_Baseball Bryce signed on the contingency that he would help with keg stands but not have to drink himself.

He's also marketing a non-alcoholic brew that we now sell after the seventh inning stretch, the traditional point in the game that teams stop selling alcohol.*

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

… Mikey Two Sticks holds down center tomorrow but the kid Ceddanne is out there tonight. Pair of Twins (unrelated) in the corner OF spots and the fastest man in the majors at UTL. Rags and Webb lead us out on the bump today. My kinda team, Charlie. My kinda team.

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

50 cent beer night here at Harry Doyle Memorial Field to open the season - somebody (Monty) forgot to clean the taps and empty the kegs, so we’ve got a bunch of beer from last Sept to finish off that we can slough onto the IPA drinkers from BH…

[Drunken Ueckers @Ueckers_BAC]

…who will blather on about liking hazy hoppy beer. It’s not a west coast IPA, it’s skunked, but we won’t tell the fixed gear hipsters if you don’t.

Smitty behind the dish, ’Tuve and Mook at the keystone, Jose at third. New guy Bryce joins us tomorrow at first,