Kevin The Douche

I'm basic as fuck. Shit talk me on Xbox live: GaryHeckinBusey

[Kevin The Douche @UghItsKevin]

Pictures from me are like a box of chocolates, you never know when there's going to be a dick in one of them

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@ChrisTh06052537 @trashlynnmarie Mate, please say this is satire 😂😂😂

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@Minte17Jonathan @SuzannaXx69 Bro, clean your fucking shower

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@realDonaldTrump Sure you have, no other President has allowed a pandemic of this magnitude to destroy our country. Nor have they divided the people more than you have. If that’s what you want to pat yourself on the back for, have at it

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Hey @GrimmGreen I love all you're doing for us and really want to send you one of these, what size ring do you wear and do you like green or blue more?

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#CaptainMarvel

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@MarvelStudios Captain Momo?

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@DianaG2772 That reminds me of a doodle I made while I was bored at work, haha

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@bertkreischer @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke

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That's not James Bond. That is Mike Teavee, you uncultured swine

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Bond 25 has the working title Shatterhand, according to a new report: https://t.co/lAHBIjUnqF

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#MisheardCelebNames

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@OctopusCaveman

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@tomsegura @J_Potter "I want the cum"
"Give me the cum"

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@tomsegura Idk, man. I found a picture of him with a beard and his head isn't shaved. He looks more like Tom to me than Bert

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@bertkreischer I got you, Burnt

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Diddler On The Roof #OneLetterRuinAnything

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@jimmyfallon + @JoshRadnor = Joaquin Phoenix?

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I always wondered what present day Brendan Fraser's face would look like on 1999 Brendan Fraser #AndThenIHadNoChoice but to make this

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#ThatsWhenITurnedOffTheTV

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#WaysToBeUnclassy

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@tomsegura @bertkreischer @AriShaffir