Christopher Fike

Wrangling two special needs teens and a chaos of Uglydolls. Close personal friend of revchrisf.

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@UGLYDOLLH Oh dear! We did warn him!

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@UGLYDOLLH Looking GOOD J-Man!

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@UGLYDOLLH Ooh! They would be mine too!

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@UGLYDOLLH @davidzhorvath Is there nothing Wage can’t do? He is truly a renaissance ugly.

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* when Brianna Decker is out.

3/3

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The best women’s hockey team in the world is in Canada.*

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Ahem.

Last night a member of the @UglyDad household not only had his heart broken by USA Women’s Hockey, but lost a bet to Infamous Canuck Hustler @UGLYDOLLH. As a result of this duel misfortune we are compelled to issue the following statement:

1/3

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@UGLYDOLLH NEVER has a poem so moved me! In fact, between awe and indignation, I’m utterly speechless. Who knew Goalie Babo had such a gift?! I’m so grateful for my Canadian friends, that I almost feel bad about what’s going to happen in Beijing!
#wishwewereinthesameplace

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@UGLYDOLLH @afendek Never have art and sentiment been more perfectly combined! Happy Birthday from the southern colony as well!

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@DailyUgly You have chocolate tub and didn’t think anyone would be inside?

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@UGLYDOLLH Oooh! You can feel him radiating Mystical Cookie Power! I feel that an improved 2022 is now inevitable.

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@UGLYDOLLH Briber Balls? Are they really called that?
#aghast

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@UGLYDOLLH @So_Fendek Thanks. It’s that special day when we get to be thankful for those we love (like you) and Canadians get to be thankful they were born in the sane North American colony.

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@So_Fendek Thank you! We’re grateful for our friends and for Uglies and lemurs everywhere!

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@UGLYDOLLH The photo doesn’t really do them justice, but I wanted to focus on the 2 sided awesomeness of my shirt. They fear only rust and that mutant rabbit, Zipper.

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Thanks to @UGLYDOLLH Fashion Designs, I am now the coolest Robot Army Commander in the ACNH Archipelago.

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@ILuvToKnit Glad to hear it. I think I may have sent them twice- still a bit out of it- but you deserve double

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@ILuvToKnit Happy Belated Birthday! I’m sorry I missed it, but I missed pretty much everything last week. Hope it was Entirely Excellent, like you!
#DOgetallpossiblevaccines #DONOTgetallpossiblevaccinesatthesamtime

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@ILuvToKnit Happy Belated Birthday! Hope it was as excellent as you are. Sorry I missed it, but I missed pretty much everything last week.
#DOgetallthevaccines #DONOTgetallthevaccinesatonce

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@UGLYDOLLH @So_Fendek @ILuvToKnit On what planet is individual cheesecakes with choice of toppings a rip off? Sounds pretty luxe to me.