Mr U

Christian Celebrity. Yes, you heard me. I’m an influence for the gospel. I also do other things too 🤪

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

Do you know that with HMO, you can literally walk into a hospital and get treated without worrying about immediate payment?

Get to use ANY gym without payment?

Have that your dental procedure, eyes checked without breaking your head on how you would save or get the Fundz?

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

@BinweA Where can we get this in Nigeria

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

@_DebbieOA @OshobukolaExcel I sell exotic fruits and I can tell you it’s worth the hack because of the many health benefits giving that she may be an older generation than us. Fruits like strawberries, pomegranates, apples, especially blueberries and kiwi are very appropriate .

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

Tired of boring fruit options and random prices?

I’ve opened a WhatsApp group where I post:
What’s in stock this week - Apples, blueberries, grapes, strawberries, tangerines, lemons, kiwis, dragon fruit & more
Prices- wholesale & retail

Click here
https://t.co/z6yooKc33v

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

Ah!
This Unitor Condensate control is the best. The time I bought it from Morven Industries, I loved it.

[Morven Industrial Ltd @Morvenind_ltd]

Did you know?

Corrosion doesn't only happen inside your boiler—it also occur in the condensate return system, leading to costly repairs & reduced efficiency.

UNITOR CONDENSATE CONTROL by Morven Industrial Ltd helps protect condensate lines call now!

📞 [phone]

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

@Morvenind_ltd Ah!
This Unitor Condensate control is the best. The time I bought it from Morven Industries, I loved it.

[Morven Industrial Ltd @Morvenind_ltd]

Did you know?

Corrosion doesn't only happen inside your boiler—it also occur in the condensate return system, leading to costly repairs & reduced efficiency.

UNITOR CONDENSATE CONTROL by Morven Industrial Ltd helps protect condensate lines call now!

📞 [phone]

[Morven Industrial Ltd @Morvenind_ltd]

Growth in cooling water systems can lead to corrosion, slime build-up, reduced heat transfer, and downtime.

UNITOR BIOGUARD PLUS control bacteria, algae, and fungi, keeping your systems cleaner, more efficient, & better protected.

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[Morven Industrial Ltd @Morvenind_ltd]

Which maintenance issue costs your facility the most?

🔹 Corrosion
🔹 Scale build-up
🔹 Oil & grease contamination
🔹 Equipment downtime

[Cardio Arena @CadioArena]

Skinny legs aren’t genetics.

You’re avoiding these 3 exercises

• Bulgarian split squats
• Walking lunges
• Squats

Do this or stay thesame 📌

[Tomilola _Ruth❤️ @ruth_tomilola]

Couples copy my prompt ♥️

Prompt: 👇

Use the exact image's attached above without changing the face's and create Ultra high resolution, shape-focused editorial couple lifestyle fashion photography prompt:

Upper body portrait of a Black couple seated together on a beige sofa in a modern living room.

*Pose position:*
Woman seated in front, body angled slightly right, leaning her head to the left onto the man’s arm. She is smiling broadly with teeth showing, looking directly at camera. Man seated behind her on the sofa, leaning forward with both arms around her. His right arm over her right shoulder with hand resting on her upper arm, left arm wrapped under her left shoulder with hand on her right arm. He is smiling, looking at camera. Posture emphasizes closeness, intimacy, and relaxed confidence.

*Woman - Body, Hair, Clothes, Makeup, Jewellery:*
Body shape: Slim curvy build.
Hair: Auburn/brown long loose body wave wig with side part. Hair is glossy, voluminous, with soft curls falling over shoulders.
Clothes: Black long sleeve ribbed knit scoop neck top. Fabric: soft matte stretch with fine rib texture. Bottoms: High-waist wide-leg pants in red and white African wax print/Adire pattern with bold circular and linear motifs.
Makeup: Glam editorial on rich medium-deep brown skin. Defined arched brows. Eyeshadow: neutral matte with liner and lashes. Blush on cheeks. Lips glossy nude. Skin luminous satin finish with visible natural pores and texture.
Jewellery: Thin silver ring on left ring finger. Nails: short almond with nude polish.

*Man - Body, Hair, Clothes, Jewellery:*
Body shape: Medium build, broad shoulders.
Hair: Black short low fade haircut with short beard and mustache, neatly groomed.
Clothes: Black long sleeve button-down collared shirt. Fabric: smooth matte cotton, sleeves rolled to forearms.
Jewellery: Black smartwatch on left wrist. Black beaded bracelets on right wrist. Black ring on left ring finger.

*Environment:*
Modern interior living room. Background: Beige fabric sofa, light cream wall. To left: Large potted green plant in a beige textured planter with white decorative stones at base. Soft, even natural-looking indoor lighting with warm tones. Cozy, upscale, intimate lifestyle editorial atmosphere.

*Skin & Details:*
Ultra sharp 8K detail showing natural skin texture, visible fine pores, and realistic skin sheen on face, arms, and hands. Crisp fabric texture showing ribbed knit of woman’s top, smooth cotton of man’s shirt, and detailed wax print pattern of pants. Individual hair waves, plant leaves, and accessory details are tack sharp.

*Color grading:*
Warm lifestyle editorial tone. Palette dominated by black, beige, cream, red, white, green, and brown skin tones. Warm white balance, medium contrast, high clarity, soft shadows, bright even highlights. Clean digital finish, no film grain, high dynamic range, tack sharp at f/4, moderate depth of field with couple sharp and background softly blurred.

*Shot style:*
High-end couple editorial, 4:5 vertical aspect ratio, warm, intimate, and joyful mood. Do not change our faces, Smooth skin, natural skin tone not overly or airbrushed. Do not make it cartoonish

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

Yes, we insurance people disturb.

You know who disturbs more? Hospital billing department when you don't have cash.

Choose your disturber. I bring coffee to meetings

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

You’re sending ₦50k monthly to parents in the village but ₦3k/month life insurance is 'too much'?

If something happens, that ₦50k stops. Insurance doesn't.

Protect their allowance. DM 'Family'.

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

Funny how 'insurance is a scam' people become 'where is my broker' people after the accident.

I pay claims. I just can't pay for the time you wasted arguing on Twitter.

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

Client: 'I'll do it next month'
Accident: 'I work this month'
Me: 'We don't accept backdated prayers, sir.'
Get covered in 10 mins.

Ask me how

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

You insured your iPhone 15 but not your ₦20M shop?

Priorities.

If fire burn Computer Village tomorrow, don't call me crying.

Send me a DM now

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

Paying ₦5k monthly for HMO = 'Too expensive'
Paying ₦800k cash when malaria turns to typhoid = 'Village people at work'
Pick your village people. I'm here when you're ready.

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

Everyone in Ikoyi is 'too careful' to have a fire.
Until NEPA takes light, generator starts, and PHCN restores light mid-way.

Fire insurance is cheaper than rebuilding. Just saying.

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

You bought a car for ₦8M but third-party insurance of ₦15k is where you draw the line?
Lagos drivers and danfo will like this confidence.
Comprehensive is just ₦200k. Your bumper alone is ₦400k

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

@dahtgirl_ajex @UncleDhee I concur

[Mr U @UgoWisdom001]

HAPPENS REPEATEDLY.

You see someone, probably in leadership struggling or maybe unable to perform a function he normally use to do. And you just remove the person.

Wouldn’t it have been better if the leadership gist have a conversation with the person before taking any action?