buying this and waking up tied down to my bed by the tiny versions of Owen Wilson and Steve Coogan from night at the museum where they’re a tiny cowboy and a tiny roman soldier who are in a homoerotic relationship
i still haven't fully processed that this random German guy came to the US as a tourist for the World Cup, was simply so genuinely excited about the country that he live-tweeted himself into mega-virality and now every org in America is giving him free stuff, tours, housing, etc
never doubt the power of social media
There’s something somber about the last living witness to Lincoln’s assassination being a tree that’s now dead. I hadn’t thought about trees as witnesses before.