Theora Jones💎

📺Network 23 - Star Controller - Talking head
🗳️Political, gameshow & reality tv commentator
💖Mostly satire
👩🏽‍🦰From ooop north
🍦Likes ice cream

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

Happy Monday! #r4today

[TheManWhoFellToEarth @ReturnofColin2]

😂😂😂🇦🇺

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@Nigel_Farage At the moment - you have a bin problem...🤣
https://t.co/uVVlcngN0W

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@ZiaYusufUK Great! You could always have another election after this one to distract from something else!

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@Nigel_Farage Nothing says "honour" more than using your constituents as a shield against proper scrutiny.

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@dozecat007 14 years of bullshit Burgers have led us to Andy Burnham. You go ahead and get your ration book and Union Jack and pretend none of it ever happened🤣#r4today

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

With projections estimating a need for 20,000 additional prison spaces, why did successive Conservative governments only expand overall net capacity by 500? #r4today

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@dozecat007 What like increasing capacity by 500 in two years and putting £7 billion into building new capacity? #r4today

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@TiceRichard Zia Useless has wrote something in a daily comic and expects us to pay in order to read it - that sounds about right!

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@GeoffNorcott @WayneGrover9 It's almost as if some are trying to stuff Reform UK, slag off the Labour Party at every opportunity and hope that 14 years of Tory failure never really happened... you caught on relatively quickly tbh🤣

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@DPJHodges So if Spain beat Argentina and France beat England THEN can we finally call the England team what they are, or aren't we allowed to say it until they do the same again - repeat until doomsday.🤣

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

Crick talking absolute bollocks again...🤣

[Michael Crick @MichaelLCrick]

@DanielJHannan I agree that is an outrage, and politically stupid beyond belief. It will only fuel Reform's line that they're being stuffed by the Establishment. On this, they are.

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@LBC @CountBinface What's fantastic is that he's not only taking the pee out of party u-turns on policy but he's taking the absolute piss out of the whole political establishment - Bravo!

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@GeoffNorcott Still makes more sense than the orange clown

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@PYeerk Beyond parody... it's a bin - and you sir are a doyle.

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@LBC @CountBinface What's fantastic is that he's not only taking the pee out of party u-turns on policy but he's taking the absolute piss out of the whole political establishment - Bravo!

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

Hmmm... "Gotta catch 'em all!" #r4today

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@afneil Have you already factored in the 'Clacton clustershambles' ?

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@Arron_banks er... they're getting battered by an intergalactic bin...

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

"Game on, Nige... Who's your Daddy?! "
#Count4Clacton

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@BBCSport Haribo Kane... 🤣⚽️🥅
#worldcup #FIFAWorldCup

[Theora Jones💎 @UkTheora]

@BBCSport Haribo Kane... 🤣⚽️🥅
#worldcup #FIFAWorldCup