Fred The Ferret

My name called Fred, I yam Ferrit, I from Ukraine but leeve in Yorkshire with ma vife Wilma and nephew Hamish. I have obsession with Elvis and Brett Favre.

[Fred The Ferret @Ukraine_Ferret]

Decided to take a twitter bow dear friends, just had enough of the bullshit. Love you all, hope you survive the coming Jihad xx

[Fred The Ferret @Ukraine_Ferret]

Maybe Christians could start chopping people's heads off for not converting or being wrong sect? What would the Vicar think though?

[Fred The Ferret @Ukraine_Ferret]

So how do I reconcile what's going on in the world with the "religion of peace" propaganda I'm spoon fed by my government? Ideas welcome.

[Fred The Ferret @Ukraine_Ferret]

Now then, now then, ow's about this then guys an dolls?

[Fred The Ferret @Ukraine_Ferret]

Meanwhile in Brazil...........

[Fred The Ferret @Ukraine_Ferret]

@RogerTheDegu We've binned Sentamu, can you get us audience with Papa F? We need absolution.

[Fred The Ferret @Ukraine_Ferret]

Shocking from the big man:((

[Fred The Ferret @Ukraine_Ferret]

After Sentamu's biased tweets last night owner has gone back to Rome and Papa Francesco.

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Now we've asked Tony Blair what to do with the Middle-East, let's ask Gary Glitter what we should have done about Jimmy Savile

[Fred The Ferret @Ukraine_Ferret]

Puccini "O Mio Babbino Caro" by The 3 Sopranos http://t.co/364eCunYT2

[Fred The Ferret @Ukraine_Ferret]

Pavarotti - Nessun Dorma - Did you sleep tweeter family? http://t.co/MSoE6l092U

[Fred The Ferret @Ukraine_Ferret]

@DowHeater He's begging for a drone strike.

[London Ratties @London_Ratties]

@vickipper @Ukraine_Ferret what's going on, eh?!

[Fred The Ferret @Ukraine_Ferret]

@London_Ratties @vickipper Beautiful face!

[Fred The Ferret @Ukraine_Ferret]

Now you see who the genuine England supporters are.

[Mark R. Wheeler @MarkRWheeler2]

Well done Italy

[Fred The Ferret @Ukraine_Ferret]

Here we go, shouting and smashing of glass outside, stay classy England supporters.

[Fred The Ferret @Ukraine_Ferret]

Cheating Mr Welbeck?