Ninja 🥷

trail runner extraordinaire. occasional cyclist. yogi. running coach. husband to @_just_fi & father to 3 girls. @dirtvert FIGJAM

[Ninja 🥷 @UltraNinjaRunnr]

Who would be the betting favorite for celebrity to be involved police chase tonight?

[Steve Popper @StevePopper]

As someone who covered the 1994 NBA Finals, it's a big assignment with a lot of work to do on deadline so I'd like to ask celebrities not to get in any slow car chases with police traliing a white bronco tonight.

[Jonathan Levitt @JWLevitt]

Are you pacing/crewing/volunteering at Western States?

My friends at @amazfitus want to hook you up with something special; the race isn’t as awesome without you! Let me know!

And if you’re racing… want to share a nice gift with your pacers and crew?!

[Ninja 🥷 @UltraNinjaRunnr]

How do I ever run overnight when I need constant Dr Pepper and sunflower seeds just to stay awake during a long drive?

[Ninja 🥷 @UltraNinjaRunnr]

@JWLevitt @AnthropicAI Really enjoyed your visit to the second nature podcast. Good stuff!

[Éros Brousson @erosbrousson]

THE DALLAS-FORT WORTH AREA 🤠🤣🛢️

[Ninja 🥷 @UltraNinjaRunnr]

@YourManDevine Conspiracy theory: getting Coop ruined the chance of Mavs being horrible and moving to Vegas. Adelson wants out now.

[Ninja 🥷 @UltraNinjaRunnr]

@baseball_kay 🤣

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

LMFAO when you lay it out like this the absurdity is just STAGGERING.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

OMGGGGG MENDOZAAAAA

[Ninja 🥷 @UltraNinjaRunnr]

@SheaSerrano Send me an angel!!!

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

MAGA Trump loyalist says that even if a hundred 14-year-old girls came forward and it was proven that Trump committed all the disgusting acts he’s been accused of, it wouldn’t matter because there are 'much bigger issues' in the world than the welfare of some young girls.

[Ninja 🥷 @UltraNinjaRunnr]

@NotJackKemp China!

[Ninja 🥷 @UltraNinjaRunnr]

@AshRuns100s 🤣 next time I head east to race, you’d better sign up on race week.

[Ninja 🥷 @UltraNinjaRunnr]

@AshRuns100s Had to be CJ. I can’t think of any other races.

[Ninja 🥷 @UltraNinjaRunnr]

@AshRuns100s It’s must be good!

[Ninja 🥷 @UltraNinjaRunnr]

@AshRuns100s I like it!

[Ninja 🥷 @UltraNinjaRunnr]

@AshRuns100s Questionable goal setting strategy 😆

[Graeme B @LapChallenge]

What an absolute legend!!! Phil Gore WINS the BIGS and finished the last lap… after 475 MILES and 114 HOURS with a 37 min split (9 min mile pace) unbelievable feat of human endurance!!! Bravo Phil 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏