Ntombikayise

Just a burner account for giggles

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

A queen who has mastered her tricks.

[King in The North @Gudeka]

The sob stories my daughter tells me when she wants me to do her hair 😔😔😔 and I fall for them every single time.

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

You have too much faith in humanity

[B N S L @_BNSL]

😭 I took my work uniform to some broer to tailor it to fit me well because it looks like a parachute. I asked him if he is gonna measure me and he said "No, ngiyakbona. Wena vela Tuesday"

I am either gonna be very impressed or extremely pissed off on Tuesday 😭

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

Clearly you guys live in mansions in Pretoria. Post paid electricity is the ghetto.

[Jehovah's Fitness @Khuze_Elikhulu]

We got a 17k ☹️

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

I am going the ozempic route.

[Dikiza @ratow07]

My mom gave me a pair of brand new pants ingxaki they're a size 36. Oh ndizazihlela Sana lam, sooo excited to lose weight ndagqibela nini unxiba u 36

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

Kufebekile?

[Bhut’ Thando @Sir_Diks]

Nazana nonke maan nina yeer I can’t believe lento indenzekelayo foook

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

Happy anniversary sir 🎊🎊

[Myekameister @siyabulelatonon]

6 years ago uQondile gave me the spear kaTonono to give to my then girlfriend that she may plant it in our family kraal as a symbol of her being a part of our family. A goat was killed that day to seal that familial covenant.

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

@ladyj_oy Kwaze kwangiphinda lokho. Told my mom a secret an hour ago, explicitly told her not to share. Tell me why my siblings just called me to ask about ?

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

I amncringing.

[Y for Wifi. @luyolo_mad]

God save us.

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

Been here too, it was the worst experience of my life. Couldn't wait to leave that organization.

[Bhut’ Thando @Sir_Diks]

It's the big boss's birthday today and it just became apparent again uba ndim ndedwa uDarkie apha. Can't get used to this

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

You can still take the 4 days this month, 2 next month, until you reach 12.

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

@ladyj_oy My mom did something similar. Both My siblings are getting married this year (September and December weddings). They have booked a joint honeymoon. Thy shared that with me. I gobhozelad my mom. She has gobhozelad other people about this.

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

Mina ngiyafuna ukushada na?

[Isaac Neutron @WyzeeQue]

Aze akuthengele ipresent ye Girlfriends Day nje, akakuloboli ngani?!

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

Please, Nigeria must keep him

[Jehovah's Fitness @Khuze_Elikhulu]

Loser gets custody of Ngizwe Mchunu

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

We don't want them

[Jehovah's Fitness @Khuze_Elikhulu]

The baby mamas fighting this are killing me 😂😂

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

@anentiresnack Yet ubabakhe uthi she doesn't want the real one.

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

Mayeni is done done

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

He deserved to be confronted

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

Adele

[Pontsho Malatji @pontsho_mp]

Let's hear

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

At some point I heard that some of their "lecturers" have undergrad degrees. Hence their LLB was once not recognized. I wonder if they fixed that?

[Myekameister @siyabulelatonon]

@Umbuthowethu That's exactly what I'm thinking. WSU's website says they have close to 1800 employees. All that staff to only produce 65 outputs?

[Ntombikayise @Umbuthowethu]

This is even more shocking, considering how big WSU is. Don't they have like 4 campuses? Non of their academic staff could produce even 1 research paper per department in each campus?

[Myekameister @siyabulelatonon]

Wait a minute, how does a university have 65 research outputs? Does this mean that all the staff of that uni couldn't publish 66 articles in DHET?
Someone please school me. I'm being genuine here.